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Baby Rodeo (see also "Buckin' Bronco", "Butt Rodeo", "Fat Chick Rodeo", "Rodeo Clown", "Rodeo Sex") - (for the ladies) When riding your partner who's about to blow his load, give some good pounding strokes. When he's at the point of no return, scream out 'Let's make a baby!'. See how long you can hold on, while he tries to throw you off of his erupting cock. One night stands should only be considered for the more advanced rider. - Cheshire Kat - California
Baby Sparrow - A sexual technique where a man ejaculates into his partner's mouth, then starts to flap his arms and chirp as his partner slowly regurgitates the load back into his own eagerly awaiting mouth. - The P-Two's - Cleveland
Babysitter (aka "Lookout", "Nanny-Cam") - When someone is giving you head, just as you are about to cum, pull it out, shoot in their eye, and say, "Yo, keep an on my kids Bitch!" - Wild Side (KW Jr.) & Boston Jeep Guy (Rob M)
Back Beauty - A lady who looks, from the rear, like she could be worth a squirt, but upon turning around, has a face like a horse!!
Back of the Volkswagen - Doing it in a very uncomfortable place. "What, like the back of a Volkswagen?". - Kevin S.
Backdoor Avalanche - When you're doing someone doggy-style on the top of the steps. You pull out, come on their back then kick them down the steps while yelling, "Avalanche!" - D. Finnegan - Philadelphia
Backdoor Blumpkin - You need a really dirty ass-eating slut for this one. While urinating, a dirty whore sneaks up from behind and jams their mouth in your asshole and gives you the wettest, sloppiest rimjob available. - Hawko's Class
Backdoor Johnny (aka, "Assassin", "John W*lkes Booth") - Dress up like a janitor to gain access to a seedy motel room. Hide out in the bathroom and wait for some pathetic john to call in the local hooker. After he pays for her, but before they start, run out of the bathroom and hit the john with a lead pipe while yelling, "sic semper tyrannis!" Fuck the whore, steal the john's wallet and car, and make a dashing escape. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
Backdoor Scorpion (see also "Scorpion Sting") - While in the doggystyle position, pinch your partner’s nipples tightly while stinging them with your prick. Doing it in the missionary position is called the “Scorpion Sting”. You should do this spontaneously and quickly without any forewarning just like a Scorpion would. – The Scorpion
Backdraft - 1) When the receiver farts during anal sex. - Pimpsta866
2) A firey, explosive fart after being the victim of "Arson". - Andy - California
Backpack - One person gives the partner an upside-down piggy back ride. The rider then proceeds to eat the asshole of the other while they are walked around the room and worn like a backpack. Very useful because the individual receiving the "Backpack" is still able to go about their daily business while being anally pleasured. - DaHouse - Arizona
Backyard Backdoor Wrasslin - While having doggystyle sex with your lover, start off by gently slapping their ass. Slowly increase the palm slaps, to good old fashioned backhands. As the pain increases, so will their displeasure I'm sure, so when they start telling you to cut it out, grab each cheek as hard as you can and pull. The sex will most likely end there, and as they attempt to turn around, pick 'em up and slam them onto the floor, front side first. As they wriggle around facing the ground, yell out "Can you SMMMMEEEELLLLLL what my cock is cooking?" Run around the room and then dive cock first right between their exposed butt cheeks and bang away yelling out "Take that Jabroni!" - Cunanan The Fun 'N' Games Mongoloid
Backyard Barbecue - The Canadian term for eating out ass. Used by strippers during their lesbian shows. - DJ D - New Hampshire
Bacon Hoagie - An overly used pussy that looks like a bacon sandwich. - hotsaucehooligan - Georgia
Bacon Strip - This maneuver requires two people, the second sitting down and preferably wearing shorts. The assailant drops a deuce without wiping, sneaks up on the victim and slides down their leg, leaving what generations have come to know and love as the "bacon strip." - Lono
Bad Dog - When you're giving someone anal and a blip of shit pops out onto the floor, you punch them in the back of the head then grab 'em by their neck to shove their nose in it. - Tom & Murph - NJ
- 1) When a girl's belly runs into her pussy.
2) Booty, dick and pussy smells all together... as in the smell of sex.
Baked Alaska - When you are hitting it anal and you cum in your partner's ass. Then your partner shits on your stomach. - Bubba W.
Ball Gravy - A hot manload.
Ball State Teaser (aka "Waste Management") - After a night of partying off campus, come back to a slut's room who you hooked up with. They'll fondling your cock but stop and start, working you into a frenzy of blue balls. Just tell them to sit back, watch, and learn. You proceed to masturbate in front of them, and after shooting it on your stomach tell that hoe to lick it up so you don't have to waste any tissues or paper towels. It's strictly used to cut down on trash which helps the environment.
Ballcuzzi - The act of placing your balls in a cup of warm liquid and having your partner blow bubbles in it with a straw, simulating a jucuzzi. - Juicy J.
Balloon Knot - Another name for the asshole, because it looks like the inside of a tied knot in a balloon. - Opie & Anthony
Baltimore Beatdown - When you are banging someone, you tear off their arms and legs, thus they become one giant boner. That is, their torso is now an extension of your boner. For added effect, begin punching their torso now propped up on your bone, until they begin puking. Thus, it is as though the gigantic boner is coming. - The Grundile Gang - DC
Banana Cream Pie - 1) Take a banana and stick up someone's ass and then pull it out and make them eat it. - Kevin Rogers - Ohio
2) When you stick a banana in someone's ass. You cum inside and eat the remains. - Mike F. - Ohio
Banana Split - Where you use someone's ass cheeks on your dick. You hold them like you would a pair of tits if you were titty fucking and you rub your dick back and forth until you are ready. Then you give them a topping of whipped cream!!!! Additional ingredients can be added by either party (chocolate sauce). - UFrog, Hyman Buster & ADogHappy - WA
Banging the Drum - When you jab your heavily lubed ding-a-ling into someone's ear attempting to tap their ear drum (it helps to be musically inclined to add a rhythmic element), until you blow your hot sauce, rupturing the eardrum for the grand finale. - Troll, Prock, and Joe, Shocker University - Baton Rouge
Banus (see also "Taint", "Scranus", "Choad", "Chode") - The area between the balls and anus. - Elliott - Chicago
Baptism - Spooge on someone's chest in the shape of a cross. You can even name your own religion and start your own flock of cock. - TinyT
Barb Wire - Two crossed fingers in the pink, two crossed fingers in the stink. - Will B. - MA
Barbara B*sh - Fucking a 93 year old grandmother. - Col. Von Noodle - Brooklyn
Barbecue Grill - As you do someone doggystyle, you yell out "It's time for a barbecue!" and then you light the back of their hair on fire. - Mike - Ohio
Bare Cheek Squeek - The act of placing your bare ass on another's face and farting. - Gabe - Connecticut
Barrel of Monkeys - When three or more black guys are partaking in the act of fucking a white girl all at one time. - Shane - Pennsylvania
Rules - (see also "First Base", "Second Base", "Leading Off Second", "Third
Base", "Rounding Third", "Reaching Home", and "Home Run") - Dating status of (by
popular recognition) a couple where their level of success on each date is based
on Baseball's succession of the bases. The rules are as follows:
1) First Base - The couple have partaken in making out, and possibly light petting. In some areas, visual confirmation of boobs is also included in a single to "First Base".
2) Second Base - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs and heavy petting including but not limited to fingering the girl, and stroking the guy. No orgasms generally happen at "Second Base".
3) Leading Off Second - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs and heavy petting including but not limited to fingering the girl, and stroking the guy. One (or both) of the couple have reached orgasm directly due to the heavy petting of "Second Base".
4) Third Base - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs, heavy petting including but not limited to fingering of the girl, and the stroking of the guy, and oral stimulation of one or both of the couple. No orgasms generally occur because of the activity occurring at "Third Base".
5) Rounding Third - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs, heavy petting including but not limited to fingering of the girl, and the stroking of the guy, and oral stimulation of one or both of the couple. One (or both) of the couple have reached orgasm directly due to the Oral Sex of "Third Base".
6) Reaching Home - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs, heavy petting including but not limited to fingering of the girl & the stroking of the guy, Oral stimulation of one or both of the couple (orgasm optional), and penetration. In other words, they did it all, ending in sex. All acts have to take place in the same date for it to be considered "Reaching Home".
7) Home Run - The couple have partaken in fucking without effort (without foreplay) on a date. This is considered a "Home Run" because they didn't have to worry about getting from "First Base" to "Second" and from "Second" to "Third" and so on. They stepped to the plate and pretty much scored.
Bassist - WARNING! CAN BE FATAL! When you're about to get into someone’s pants, crank your favorite song on your huge speakers and subwoofers. The vibrations (if they are the right frequency) should give them an orgasm. Or make them explode. - The gang at SUNYIT (Grillo, WTF Dave, Kimahri, Bubba, Dire Wolf, and Bing)
Bassmaster - While on a boat, or any other kind of marine navigator, while someone is smoking the bacon, and finishes the job, smack them in the face with a freshly caught large mouth bass. - Drew & Josh
Basted Wick - When a woman forgets she has a tampon in and you pack it deep with a thrust. Then cum all over it. - Terri - Eagle River
Wings - 1) When you are sitting down for an extended period of time and have
to get up but your nuts are stuck to the inside of your thighs. When you try to
get them unstuck without using your hands, your sack pulls with your thighs creating "Bat Wings". - Eddie D. - Virginia
2) You pull out, blow your load on her pussy, then pull her meat flaps out like "bat wings". - Logan J.
B*tman - Getting a blow job while hanging upside down from the shower rod in your bathroom. (Note falling off at the end is optional, and not recommended. Also make sure to push your partner away before falling.) - G. - New York
Bathroom Bandit - That guy who, no matter where he is or what he is doing, will urinate on any surface he comes in contact with, provided that he is even remotely intoxicated (also known for bathroom shenanigans such as placing parking cones in toilets and plungers on the wall) - T$ - Lynchburg
Bathroom Brice - When peeing in the pee trough at a sporting event, a man leans over to the patron next to him and states, "Hey, buddy, niiiiiiiiice cock!" - Eric - Los Angeles
Battering Ram - Two people are having sex. After sex the reciever has a blue and purple bruise from where the man's nuts have hit them so hard. - Bryan R. - Tennessee
Bavarian Fire Hose (aka "Der Bayerische Feuerschlauch", inspired by SNL skit) - First, throw your non-consenting partner to the ground. Then urinate on them while chanting, "House on fire! House on fire! Put it out! Put it out!" (for added fun, do it in German: "Unterbringen Sie in Brand! Unterbringen Sie in Brand! Stellen Sie es aus! Stellen Sie es aus!") Then force the individual to drink antifreeze until they pass out. When they awake, make sure they are in excruciating pain with a size-nine poop shoot. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
BBQ Spam Sanchez - Using a fresh can of BBQ spam, remove peel top, use two fingers to collect all the clear red jelly from the top of the spam, smack half in their brown eye, and with the rest, make a handlebar 'stache on their "Donkey Punched" face! Save it for the morning... with eggs. - Chris D.
BDB (aka "Busted Ravioli") - When a girl has been banged so much that when she is on the rag, her pussy looks like the last crushed ravioli at the bottom of the can. - M.S. - NH
Bean Bagging - Upon getting an errection, run up to someone, leap in the air, legs spread with hands on their shoulders (leapfrog style) and ram your wang in their mouth, slamming them backwards onto the ground. - Matthew - Allentown
Beaner - Blowjob or Oral Sex.
Bearded Clam - A pussy that hasn't been shaved in two weeks. - Jimmies 34 - Brooklyn
Bearded Lady - This is kinda like the "Dirty Sanchez", except you do it doggystyle then get shit all over your unit, followed by wiping it across their face to make it look like a beard. - krandkon
Beau (aka "Fishy Willy", "Sticky Willy", "Fillet O’ Willy") - When you give someone a wet willy after you’ve fingered them and your finger is sufficiently wet and sticky. - axelpeddle
Beaver Leaver - A gay man (he left the beaver behind). - Balderhooch
Beaver Splitter - When a man engages in the act of sex, tearing up the interior of a female's vagina, rendering the female unconscious for about 25 seconds. She later has no idea of what happened. - Benjamin G. - Pennsylvania
Beaver Tail - A tampon string hanging out of a snootch. - Thunder Chicken
Beef Curtains - A pair of oversized pussy lips. - Beaner - Pennsylvania
Beef Jerky Slurpy - Blowing a load into a constipated ass and then trying to slurp it out with a straw. A variation on "Felching". - DM
Beef Stew - After having your way with someone, while they are on their back, shit on their chest and piss on it, but don't forget to stir it around so it looks like "Beef Stew". - Jimmy - Massachusetts
Beef Stroganoff - Masturbation referring to beating your "meat". - Tony - Michigan
Beetle - Thumb in the stink, index finger in the pink so those fingers look like a beetle's pincher.
Beetle Click - While doggystyle, palm your girl's ass in each hand. Poke both your thumbs up her ass. Click your thumbnails together inside her.
Behymen - A virgin ass, similar to the female's hymen. Someone who has yet to be anally penetrated is said to "Have their Behyman intact." - Justin - Caliphornia
Belgian Smoker - During the morning after a drunken romp, pretend to cook breakfast but instead, light a Belgian waffle on fire, throw it in a pan of grease, throw the pan into their bed and run like hell. Childish, pointless, yet intriguing. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
Belly Fuck - When you get a really really fat slut and fuck them in the bellybutton.
Belly Glutton - When you cum in a fatty's belly button and make them suck it out with a straw. - Dano, Nute, Kris, Jay, and Dom
Benedict Arn*ld (aka "Traitor") - This is good when someone isn't quite down with anal sex... After a night of trying to convince them to have anal sex with you, you wait 'til they fall asleep, tie their hands and feet to the bed and shove your dick in their ass. Kinda like stabbing 'em in the back, hence the name. - Ed M.
Berdodd - The act of using your small penis to fuck a girl in the belly button.
Beverly Hills Whiffer - This move is restricted to those hoes who think they're God's gift to the world. Find someone of the above description. Take them home and start doggystyling. When you're about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into their ass, scraping as much shit as you can from inside. Pull out your fingers, reach around their head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull their head back so they can see you while you yell "So, you think your shit don't stink now ?!"
BFF - "Big Fat Friend", the Enormous friend of a really hot chick. - ToCoo4u - California
BG Blanket - Collect the pubes from all the people you've banged until you have enough to make a small blanket. After you are done banging your victim, proceed to wrap them up in the pube blanket, and seal it tight with your own ejaculate. - JIGGAMAN
Bianco Dip (aka "Mudslide") - Start by catching someone shitting on a toilet. Shove them off and sniff their head (or something retarded to distract her while your buddy picks their shit out of the toilet). You then persuade them to sleep with you. When you finally accomplish this (which most people who are reading this probably never will) you grab the poop from your buddy and SMOOSH it all over their crotch. Then, you bang 'em like a Nicaraguan crack fiend. - DJ LUNCHTABLE
BIF - A girl with a bag up front so large, the term "FUPA" just doesn't do it justice. BIF stands for "Butt in Front". - DP AMN
Big Kahuna (aka "Glazed Ham") - When approaching orgasm during anal, you pull out, place a pineapple ring around their brown eye and a cherry in the hole. Then glaze the ham - all ready for Easter dinner!
Big Sticky Red - Where you are giving someone oral sex and you are chewing Gum. You proceed to give them oral sex and then take the chewed gum and stick it in their pubic hairs. They'll find it very hard to remove from their pubic hairs. - Tito and Audiba - Colorado
Big Tom - When you rape 1.5 million people in the ass as you simultaneously take their money and yell "Gimme a W" - Tom R. - AR
Big Top - Next time you're at a carnival, drag out the Fat Lady and a couple of midgets. Take them to the roof of the tallest building in the city. Then have that fat ass shave each kickstand completely bald. When she gets done... roll the nude little bastards in a ball and position them on each side of you. Stand up straight and start spitting up in the air while yelling "I'm a cock.... I'm a cock". Congratulations you are now the biggest dick in town. - Nathan K. - Canada
Bill B*ckner - While receiving head standing up, the giver cuts off your balls and rolls them through your legs. - Mikey M. - Brooklyn
Billy "C" - When someone gives you head while at work under a desk during a meeting. - The Frosted Ones - New Jersey
Billy Goat Punch - This is where during anal, you punch your partner in the stomach so they tighten up their pooper for you. The punch must be hard, like a goat running into them at full speed. - Steve N. - MA
Billy M*dison - You're banging your partner doggystyle, and you have your friend in a giant penguin suit jump out of the closet and fuck 'em so hard that they stumble around like they're drunk.
Bird Feeder - An opportunistic maneuver, while your partner is sleeping and their hand is hanging over the bed palm side up, you tap your cock in the palm in the motion of a bird feeding, hopefully they will wake up while you are doing it.
Bird of Prey - When someone gives you a blow job and you shoot your load in their mouth, they swallow it, you fall asleep, your partner then wakes you up and regurgitates the load into your mouth. - John B. - South Carolina
Bird Watcher - Someone who accepts cum on their face, and in their mouth, and swallows. Think about someone looking up at a flock of birds, and ... all over the face. The "swallows" part comes from the bird called a "swallow". Cumming on a birdwatcher's face is also known as "Taking a trip to San Juan Capistrano". (That's where the swallows nest every year). - Talent Scout - Washington
Bizmark (aka "Clownface", "Jelly Donut", "Strawberry Shortcake", "Strawberry Milkshake") - When a person is giving you head, right before you blow your load, you pull it out of their mouth and blow it on their face. After you blow your load on their face, you punch them in the nose with your free hand. Then you take your hand and smear the blood and semen together to make the "BizMark". - Pete J. - Indiana
BJ Fetus Fucker - (First we should point out that the "BJ" stands for the person who originally performed this historic event not for oral sex...) This is when you get a girl pregnant and she has an abortion. Over the next few days she will bleed parts of the fetus out. So you get drunk and have sex with her while she is bleeding out your unborn child. - Ryan L. - South Jersey
Black Beard - After you give someone the "Abe L*ncoln", you perform an "Angry Pirate" while they are still wearing the beard. - Gay Mat's Bitch - Oregon
Black-Eyed Susan - While receiving oral sex, right before ejaculation, a man punches his lucky partner in the eye then continues to blow his load upon sight of impact. - James P. - New York
Black Hole Ho - A girl with a vagina so wide you could get sucked in and never be heard from again. - Loc S. - Nebraska
Black Man's Kryptonite - Simply White Women. When you put this stuff out in a crowd, there is always a black man waiting to get his 'nose' dirty. - Brandito - Missouri
Black-Lite-Hoe (see also "Strobe-Lite-Hoe") - That girl you meet at the club who looks good inside (under the black light) but outside on the patio, in the normal light, you realize how ugly she is. - Justin - Caliphornia
Blake - Convince a girl to strip naked in your driveway, proceed to drive your Sport Compact into her moist vagina... burn rubber. - Dan, Ohio
Blarney Stone - As a girl (could be a guy...) is sucking your dick, one proceeds to pass a kidney stone into her mouth. - James6Plus 3 0 1
Blast from the Past - First, you have to really know the girl, then proceed in fucking her in the ass, right before you climax, "Donkey Punch" her, and scream out one of her dead relatives names. Because of the "Donkey Punch", the girl's ass tightens up, thus: a wonderful splooge right into her heartshaped ass. - Jevon, Wisconsin
Blast Zone - While fucking a girl from behind, replace you dick with a stick of dynamite and then proceed to light. - Mike T. - Brooklyn
Blender - A version of the "Shocker": finger a girl with two fingers, then switch to a reverse shocker (two in the stink, one in the pink). Then switch to the real shocker. (kudos to squanto for the name of this one). - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
Blind Dog (aka “Eye Caulking”, “Andy Teriyaki”) - When a woman goes to sleep without giving you sex. Bust a nut on her eyes. In the morning her eyes will be caulked shut. - Dirty Andy
Blind Man's Buff - 1) (for the ladies) When your boyfriend is sleeping, crazy-glue his eyelids shut. When he wakes up the next morning and can't open his eyes, pretend you're not there. Take photos of him walking around the room naked and post them on the Internet. - Chris B.
2) Same as 1, but also crazy-glue his weenie to his lower belly. When people see his picture on the Net, they’ll wonder, “Why is that man’s weenie stuck to his belly?” Alert his friends and co-workers via anonymous emails. - Chris B.
Blitzkrieg - While sexually plundering the asshole of a German slut, scream "Blitzkrieg" right before you unload, which will signal your gang of eleven friends waiting in the hall with tazers to rush in and shock the bitch simultaneously, causing her to tense up and flail about giving you the greatest unloading of your life. Schnell! - FoodBank
Blizzard - 1) When a girl is sucking you off and just before you cum, she sucks hard on the head making the cum seem like it's a thick smoothie. - Micheal - Scarborough
2) After you cum in a girl's asshole, she farts and blows it back on you. - The Pi Group
BLOM - When a girl is blowing a guy and goes too far down. She'll puke on his dick. - The Phynn
Blood Brothers - This manuever must take place when that special someone is in her cycle. Proceed to do her doggystyle while your best friend patiently waits outside the room. Just after dropping your load, pull out and signal your friend. He then felches the cum and blood becoming your blood brother. - Double D's - Cincinnati
Bloody Getaway - When you are getting a lap dance and you start to finger the girl, you do a "freshness check" and notice that the smell is bad. You continue by seeking a second opinion from your friend, who also says it's bad. You look down at your finger and notice it's all bloody so you run away as fast as you can. - BabyOx - New Jersey (in honor of Jay K)
Bloody Gummy - When you knock all of a bitch's teeth out and then force her to give you head. Bonus is you knock all her teeth out by a curbstomp.
Bloody Jihad - Have forceful sex with a girl, blow on her, then beat the shit out of her until she is bleeding. Follow by screaming, "FUCK IRAQ!" - James - New York
Bloody Mary - When a drunk guy is going down on a girl and, without even realizing it, after he's done, he realizes Mary was very Bloody.
Bloody Snow Cone - When you get head from a girl, spooge on her face, then punch her in the nose.
Bloody Sundae - When you are getting a blowjob from your partner, cum on her face and then punch her in the nose. - Andrew, New York
Bloody Wheelbarrow - Your doing a girl doggystyle and then you take her arms out from underneath her so her nose hits the floor. Then you take her arms and use them as the wheelbarrow handles. - The Crew - New Jersey
Blow Fish - When you give a girl oral sex, she queefs in your mouth and you cheeks puff out like a blow fish.
Blow Job - When a male receives oral sex.
Blowemia - Cooz gives a blow job so deep that she gags and vomits. - Evan - B-Town
Blowout Sale - Shooting a loaded or semi-loaded fart in a guy's face while he is tonguing your ass out, then yelling "Ka-Ching" afterwards.
Balls - 1) Term used to describe being brought to the point of climax and
never getting any release... a common side-effect of first dates. - Travis -
2) (aka "Boner Killer") Medical condition caused by your girlfriend getting you aroused then stopping short. Some studies show, actually being struck in the testicles can actually cause this condition too. A common side-effect of this form of contraction is known as "Grapefruit Nuts" where the testicles swell up the size of grapefruits and turn colors. - Justin - Caliphornia
Blue Cantrell - A general term for any sex act with a dead transsexual. - Andy & Dan's House of Pain
Blue Crush - Use this only on a girl you have a crush on, but keeps turning you down. Have a party at your place, and toward the end of the night, take her to a secluded area of your apartment. Have a cement brick in hand. If performed correctly, she will wake up with a sore ass and a blue contusion on her head, hence your crush is now Blue. - Powerz
Blue Ov*l Certified - After a young women has given up her anal virginity to a group of men she has been "Blue Ov*l Certified".
Blue Wings - The act of going down on a dead chick. Thus you have received your "Blue Wings". - Anjew D. - Illinois
Blueberry BlumpQueen - A Girl who gets so drunk and sick that she's blue in the face, "Blumps Up" everyone at a party, and then acts like she doesn't remember it the next morning. It helps when she is wearing blue clothes. - Loc S. - Nebraska
Blump Up - The act of giving a guy oral sex.
Blumpforter - Receiving a "Blumpkin" while wearing a "Snuggy" - Scuba Steve
Blumpkin (Hewitt Style) - When a female is giving a "Blumpkin" and you are ready to bust, in one fluid motion pretend to wipe your ass, but instead wiping, take a shit in your hand (or grab a piece of shit out of the toilet) and use that hand to pull her head forward to catch your load in her mouth.. in essence, you'll wipe the shit in her hair. For bonus points, write an "H" (for Hewitt) on her forhead with shit. - Midwest Hewitt Family
Blumpkin Red Badge of Courage - Going down on a girl on the toilet while she's on her period. - Sick Johnny - Chicago
Blumpkinette - Going down on a girl while she is on the toilet. - T-Bone - Ohio
Blumple Stiltskin - Receiving oral sex while hovering above the toilet on crutches. - DP AMN
Blundae Supreme - Fill a jar full of jizz (this could take some time). Shit on the top and serve with a spoon. Stands for baby batter sundae. - Danielle E.
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