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Blurry Vision - When "Teabagging" a girl, poop or pee in her eyes and proceed to "blur her vision". - Zimm, Minnesota

BMD - Burning Mustard Diarrhea, the type of shits were it comes out yellow and burns the asshole, because of eating too much shitty Mexican food. - The Phynn

Bobble-head Doll - If your girl doesn't want to give you head, get her so drunk that she passes out. Tie her hair to a slinky and tie the other end of the slinky to the bedpost. Whip out the schlong, open her mouth and put it around your dick. Tap her head and watch it bounce back and forth as you enjoy her mouth around your cock. - The Eastsiders, NYC

Bobsled - While fucking a girl on the stairs doggystyle, pull her arms out from under her, lay on her back, and ride her down the stairs. -Todd, NJ

Bohemian Hammerthrow - This is when your finished doing a chick from behind, instead of indulging in mindless pillow talk, you grab her by the ankles, swing her around, and throw her out the window (3rd story or above), proudly displaying your Olympic level grace and athleticism. - NOTHING BUT CORN

Bomber - Standing up in the athletic stance and reaching behind one leg to grab your own cock. Followed by jerking it downward (in the fashion of a WWII bomber) upon your victim's body.

Bone of Contention - A Hard-On that starts an argument, ie. your girlfriend catches you with a stiffy while watching Olympic Figure Skating.

Boner - Another name for an erection.

Boner Killer (aka "Blue Balls") - Medical condition caused by your girlfriend getting you aroused then stopping short. Some studies show, actually being struck in the testicles can actually cause this condition too. A common side-effect of this form of contraction is known as "Grapefruit Nuts" where the testicles swell up to the size of grapefruits and turn colors. - Justin, Caliphornia

Boofter (see also "Rusty Trombone") - The anal to the oral. The guy does the girl in her ass then she gives him head. - Northside Drunkrockers

Boogie Man - When a girl gets on her knees, bends slightly over, has a guy stand behind her who pulls her arms back, and bangs the hell out the crevise that has formed between her shoulder blades. Upon reaching climax, the man leaves his man butter on her neck. When she touches the back of her neck and says "gross, what is that" the man snaps his fingers, points at her, says "That's the boogie man", and walks out of the room. - Mike G, Philadelphia

Booker T - Set up two chairs about 5 feet apart. The girl then proceeds to do a head stand in-between the chairs. Finally you lay your body across the chairs and proceed to bang her, making the "T"-like position. Right before you're about to cum, pull out and yell "Freedom at last." - Dave T, Massachusetts

Boomerang - A guy gets another guy in the ass and jerks him off at the same time.

Boston Boff - This is when a guy takes a dump in a girl's vagina, and then she uses the poop as a dildo. - Karl The Homey

Boston Cream Pie - When you evacuate your bowels just before you orgasm while fucking a girl in the missionary position. You then take one of your turds and shove it into the girl's ass, and pull out and come on her asshole. A good time is had by all. - Michael E, California

Boston Meathook - When a girl bends over and you pick her up by her ass and pussy using your fingers like a hook. - Mark (Chad) P

Boston Red Sock - A condom used during that time of the month. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Boston Steam Roller - Taking the "Cleveland Steamer" a bit farther... after shitting on her chest, lay down on her and roll around on the shit.

Boston Tea Bag Party - When more then one guy takes turns "Teabagging" a girl. Just at the point of climaxing, it is important to yell "The British Are Coming". - Lams

Bostonian Gyro - When a girl slips laxatives into a guy's drink. When the guy is sleeping, she takes his cock and slips it into his asshole. - Dr. Deuce, Connecticut

Bowl of Fruit - When a male does a pressed ham reversed so the cock and balls are pressed up against the glass resembling a banana and grapes. - Mike V, New Jersey

Bowling Ball - When the chick is on top and you're ready to switch positions, let her dismount and quickly reach under her sticking your thumb in her star and index and middle finger in the pink box and throw her off the bed!! - Dead Ahead, Massachusetts

Bozo (aka "AfroMonkey") - When a Cum Dumpster wears a pair of draws so tight or small that her pubes stick out of the side. - Timmy Jones, Texas

Brain - When you pull out your sack in a crowded bar and squeeze one ball through the gap created between your thumb and first finger....as the little guy pops out, damned if he don't look just like a brain. - JohnyQuake

Brains - The act of receiving oral sex from a female. ie "This blonde was giving me "brains" last night..."

Breakfast at Tiffany's - the act of eating a soft-boiled egg from your girl's pussy.

Breakfast at Wimbledon - From behind you take off the condom tie a knot in it and start serving up forehands and backhands in her face. - Jward

Breakfast In Bed - When coming across a hot chick sleeping, start jerking off, and before you blow it, throw your cock in her mouth, slap her in the face to wake her up, then bust your load down her throat. - Shawn B

Breasted Game Hen - When you pull your scrotum up against your body with the head of the penis pointing upwards. The balls then appear to be chicken breasts. - Bad Brad, Colorado River

Brew Master (see also "Anheuser Bush", "Martha's Vineyard") - The same as the "Anheuser Bush" but using the fat end of the bottle. - Lock Haven White Trash

Bridle - While banging a whore doggystyle, hook your pinky fingers on either side of her mouth and pull back. - Wadtron

British Pound - When two British men double team a girl. However they must scream "Hail to the Queen" every time they switch positions. - Lams

Brooklyn Battery Tunnel - When fisting anally and vaginally so long that both hands seem to meet, resembling a tunnel. - Kress & Randallons, Michigan

Brooklyn Subway - Put your ass up to a girl's muff, and shit into it. It's coming from one hole and going into another, like a subway train in Brooklyn. - Brian, Shayne & Matt - Texas

Brown Bag Special - The act of wrapping a girl up or placing her in a burlap sack, up to her neck, so that she is immobile and her head is sticking out. Straddle her and repeatedly smack her about the face with your limp hog. - Tucky

Brown Finger - When you fuck a dirty girl in the ass and spread her ass cheeks with your hands, you get the dirty shit from her ass on your thumbs. - Chris & Dylan, New Jersey

Brown Glove - While having sex doggystyle, punch her in the kidneys. Her rectum will open quickly where upon you shove it in her ass unlubricated. When you pull out you take part of the rectum with you hence the brown glove. - Ivan M

Brown Marauder - When you have a bowel movement all up in a female's vaginal area and then proceed to use, previously mentioned feces as lubricant for thorough penetration. - Troll, Prock, & Joe, Shocker University Baton Rouge

Brown Paper Bag - Get a girl naked and when you are about to fuck her, put a brown paper bag over her head and tell her you are going to cut eyeholes and a mouthhole. When it is over her head tell her you are about to cut it... punch her in her face. Then fuck her, hard. - Mike N

Brownstain - Ramming two fingers into someone's asshole unexpectedly while they still have pants or underwear on, thus leaving a brown shit stain behind on their drawers. - Nathan, Canada

Browntooth - This is when you get a girl to eat your ass when you took a nasty shit earlier in the day and you haven't showered (cleaned your ass) since, thus leaving her with your ass residue. - Tim B, Georgia

Brumski - The act of burying your head between a girl's fun bags and shaking your head violently as you growl "brummmmmmmmmmmski" in a deep voice. Most effective when done in public. - Smoothie, California

Brush Back Pitch - When a girl is giving you a hummer, yell "batter up!", pull out, and give her a dick in the ear. Very classy.

Brutus Beefcake - If a one night stand is annoying, gives bad head, (or just for fun,) from the doggystyle position, perform the time honored "Donkey Punch"and proceed to give the aforementioned cum dumpster a new hair style with scissors or hedge clippers. - Kevin S, Virginia

BSN - An acronym for "Brand Spankin' New", this term is used quite often in the Pennsylvania state... "BSN" mostly means, a new student at a school, a new car, a new playmate, or a new computer to look at porn faster. The new student keeps this title for as long as they are at the school, after that, it becomes invalid. "Brand Spankin' New" also refers to the new student havin' a spankin' nice ass. - Benjamin G, Patrick N, & Aaron S, Pennsylvania

Buckeye (aka "Bullseye") - Whenever a chick is bent over, you yell "buckeye" and ram your thumb up their ass. - Dave, Pennsylvania

Buckin' Bronco (see also "Baby Rodeo", "Butt Rodeo", "Fat Chick Rodeo", "Rodeo Clown", "Rodeo Sex") - Doggystyle sex, Grab a hold of both her arms so you have total control, lean over and whisper, "I have AIDS", now hold on and go for a ride. - CMR, New York

Budgie's Tongue (see also "Little man in the Canoe") - Euphemism for the clitoris.

Budoonkadoonk - A large female ass and / or a fat ass. - Chris H

Buffalo Barf Bucket (see also "Cincinnati Gag Reflex") - While you're getting head from a chick that is a sports nut, reveal to her that you're from Buffalo, NY. She will immediately realize what a shameful sports town you are from and puke on your dick. - Bert, Buffalo NY

Bugly - When a girl is so ugly, that no amount of beer can make her attractive. - Garrett

Bujawa - While receiving head from a chick, right before the guy blows his load, he whips out his cock, slaps her in the face, and procedes to add insult to injury by jizzing on her face as well while screaming, "Bujawa!" Not recommended if you plan to ever get anymore from this chick. - Brett, WV

Bukkake - (Japanese derivation) When a naked chick lays in the middle as 15 or more guys jerk off over her and try to all cum at the same time, covering her. - DJ Dano - Virginia
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Bull Charge (see also "Bull Fighter" and "Bull Dance") - During doggystyle, slip your arms under hers and place your fists near the sides of her head. Extend the index fingers of each hand, make bull noises, and scrape your feet on the ground in a bull like fashion. Just as she¹s about to react, charge the nearest wall and ram her head into it, thus achieving the fullest penetration. Works best if you retract your fingers before impact, are as far away from the wall as possible, and if the wall is red. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Bull Dance (see also ³Bull Charge² and ³Bull Fighter) - When doing a girl standing up and from behind, pull her arm around her neck and up towards you with your opposite arm. Prance around the room like you're riding a bull... that is, using your other arm to pretend you're whipping her ass. Could even actually whip her ass with a sock or shirt. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Bull Fighter (see also ³Bull Dance² and ³Bull Charge) - One man does the "Bull Charge" with a girl, the other entices him with a red shirt or sheet like a bull fighter. As the bull passes, points are scored as the fighter cockslaps the girl¹s head while avoiding the horns. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Bullseye (aka "Buckeye") - Whenever a chick is bent over, you yell "bullseye" and ram your thumb up their ass. - Dave, Pennsylvania

Bullwinkle - While fucking a girl doggystyle, try to ram her head into the headboard. When she looks back at you in anger, but your hands to the sides of your head like antlers (works best with fingers stretched out and thumbs are on your temples) and laugh like Bullwinkle. A winner every time! - Chris, South Carolina

Bun - When a fat chick wears something tight over her stomach and it separates into two sections. The bun is the bottom layer of fat.

Bungie Jump - 1) When a wad of cum bravely decides to drip off the bottom of your bitch's chin; but then pulls back to her face at the last minute. - Andrew O, Nashville TN
2) Doing a girl doggystyle during her time of the month. Pull out the tampon and shove it in her ass and let the string hang down as you continue to do her in the ass. Making it look like a bungie cord hanging down. - Slimpickenz & T-money

Bunkbed Buccaneer (see also , "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Herman M*lville", "Getting Ahabed", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Dr*ke", "Land Lubber") - Required: two sets of bunk-beds fairly close to each other. Bed down in one bunkbed making sure that one or more hot ladies are sleeping blissful in the other. At any point in the middle of the night, whip your dick out like a sword, yell ³Board the ship!² at the top of your lungs, and leap gracefully (or drunkenly) from your bed to the other and begin furiously ravaging the maiden asleep in it. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Bunny (aka "Elephant") - A guy takes everything out of his pockets, pulls them out so it looks like a pair of ears, then un-zips, pulls out his snout and has a girl suck away. - Uncle Patty, Brooklyn

Bunny Boiler - An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "F*t*l Attraction"

Bunny Hop - You and the lovely lady dress up in giant rabbit suits and have a raucous fuck in a single seat in a movie theater. Get it on tape if you can. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Burrowing Skunk - You take a shit on the floor, then from the doggystyle position, just before you cum, you shove her face into the pile of shit and cum down the middle of her back, hence the "Burrowing Skunk". - Bruce B

Burying the Carrot - Eat a bag of Ch**tos, rub the orange cheese on your cock, and ram it into your partner's ass. - Will, Kansas

Butler's Revenge - Sticking every piece of silverware up your ass and putting it back in the drawer. - 1114 SoFo

Butt Rodeo (see also "Baby Rodeo", "Buckin' Bronco", "Fat Chick Rodeo", "Rodeo Clown", "Rodeo Sex") - This is stupid, but it still made us laugh...When you're going at it with a girl, you flip her over real fast, start ramming her in the ass and yell as loud as possible "BUTT RODEO!" You then see how long you can ride her till she tosses you off!

Butt Slam Jam - The sensational sandwich spread made from the act of anal love. Instructions - Combine healthy portion of anal lubricant and cock into her anal orifice. Mix thoroughly. Chill and serve. - Chris, Ohio

Butt Trunk - When one's cornhole is flogged so violently that part of it descends and hangs outside the anus. It resembles the trunk of an elephant. - Bryan, Jay & Annabelle, West Virginia

Butter Butt Bullet - Freeze butter laced with cocaine. Then insert the "Butt Bullets" into your lady's ass, as the butter melts, the cocaine will numb the nerve endings... ravage at will! - Silverserpent

Butter the Toast (see also "Wet Biscuit", "Soggy Cracker", "Drown the Clown") - "Circle Jerk" on a slice of Bread, the last to finish eats the "toast" - Brad, Florida

Buttercup - When a girl's going down on a guy and the guy intimately asks, "Baby, can I give you a buttercup?" She says, "Okay, honey." Then the guy pisses in her mouth. - Bomshot, Boston

Butterface - A lady that everything looks good on, "but her face". - Spencer, Tennessee

Butterhead - A Woman on which everything is good looking "but her head". - Dion M, Texas

Butterscotch - The remnants of poo on your member after anal sex.

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