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C-Squad Tripod - When there is one girl and you set her up to where one guy tags her in the ass, another in the cooch, and I guy givin' her shots in the mouth. - Kyle U., Josh B. & Jason S. - Incarnate Word

Cactus - A term used for a girl who shaves her pussy but hasn't in several days so the prickly hair resembles a cactus.

Cadbury Crusher - Push three Cadbury cream eggs up someone's asspipe, then throughly assram said person until a steady stream of candy cream is pouring out of said butthole. - Junior - Chicago

Cajun Hot Stick - Fucking a girl doggystyle while chewing tobacco. Spit dip juice in the pit of her back, remove dick from snatch, commence rubbing your dick in dip spit. When good and covered, insert dip spit covered dick back into vag and continue fucking.

California Brushfire - When your next door neighbor is so flaming gay, that you have to turn on the sprinklers and evacuate immediately. - Bryan, Jay & Annabelle

California Hot Plate (see also "Cleveland Steamer", "Glass Boat", "Freckled Steamer", "Steamer") - When you put plastic wrap over someone's face and shit on it. - Tew Tone

California Potato Chip - Fuck the hell out of your bitch, then bust a nut all over her back. Call it a night and then proceed to go to sleep. When you wake in the morning, peel the hardened jizz off her back and serve it to her for breakfast. - Jay R. - Georgia

California Tightbagger - Fucking a girl with her on top and then right before you cum, place a paper bag over her head and punch her in the face as hard as you can. After this, you place her in the middle of a road and leave her stranded and unconscious. - Jeremy - New York

Calvinism - While having intercourse from any position... grab the base of your dick, and, while leaving some of it in, shake it up and down and all around... forcefully. - JT M., courtesy of Travis E. - KS

Camel Toe (see also "Moose Knuckle", "Mumbler", "Ninja Foot") - When a girl's pants are so tight you can make out the outline of her lips.
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Camizzle - (one for the ladies) Fucking your friend's (and more than likely ex-friend once she finds out the shit you're pulling) man not before, not even after, but while she's with him. Named from one of the local neighborhood ho-bag's old pet names. She only fucks the guys after they're with one of her friends. cozmikchill - NC

Campfire Delight - Right as you are about to bust your nut, set her bush on fire, then run off a batch of liquid marshmallows on it. - Matt - Massachusetts

Can Opener - Have your lady friend lay on her side and take the shape of "a can opener". Just like you do when jumping into a swimming pool. The guy gets on his knees with her lower leg extended in between his and the upper leg wrapped around his waist. Guaranteed results of pleasure for her like she's never felt before. - CC - Southern Cali

Canadian HandShake - When a female Canadian performs the act of a handjob upon a poor unsuspecting American guy, phasing him, and making him very horny. This act is performed quite often, it's just that nobody talks about it. - Benjamin G. Travis H. & Patrick N. - Pennsylvania

Canadian Pinata - You meet a chick, take her home with you, and tell her you are into bondage so you can hogtie her. After you do that, hang her, unwillingly, from the ceiling like a pinata. All she thinks is that you are extremely kinky, but little does she know is that all your buddies are waiting outside your room blindfolded. You then proceed to call them in, and they all take turns hitting her with sticks. Unfortunately, no candy is involved. - Jerry - Ohio

Canadian Rodeo - During sex, when the girl is on top, grab her thighs and she'll start bucking like a wild bronco. Hold on for dear life and see how long you can keep it in her. - McShaner - Philly

Canadian Snowplow - Doggystyle sex on a bed. The guy grabs the woman's arms out from under her and pins them behind her back. This forces her face into the bed. As the guy keeps thrusting, her face acts as a plow along the bed sheets. - James P. - New York

Candied Yams - Put cocaine on your nuts before a blowjob. As she starts to lick the "hairy beanbag"... - Frankie D. - Philadelphia

Candlabia (see also "Lib*race") - Go out to a store and find a candle the same size as your pud when it is fully hard. Then hide it near your favorite sex spot along with a lighter. As you're doing it doggystyle with her face down, get the candle, light it, then pull out slowly and reinsert the lit candle (make sure to insert the base of the candle, NOT the wick!) Voila!. - Sick Johnny - Chicago

Candle - (Usually performed on a cock tease) When they are sleeping, jerk off into their ear. Place a pube in the jizz before it dries - then light it on fire, like a candle. - Craven M.

CandleStick Dick - First off, you get a girl and get a paperbag over her head with a hole for her mouth, so she can't see what's going to happen. You put hot candle wax on your penis, and while it's still hot and burning your cock, you put it in her mouth and make her get all of it off your cock... making her mouth burn and you getting the pleasure of her sucking you off. - Dan S.

Candy Cane - Blow your load on a girl's face, preferably her upper lip, then punch her in the nose so the blood mixes with the cum and looks like a candy cane. - Tom - Philly

Canker Bomb - Either you jizz on a girl's canker sore while she's giving you head or you ram your dick so hard into the side of her mouth she gets a canker sore. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Cankletoe - A fat woman's "Cameltoe"... usually double the size of a regular "Cameltoe".

Captain Ahab - When you are giving a fat white chick a "Buckin' Bronco", you let her get away real quick and then shoot her with a harpoon and say, "I have killed the white whale." - Mike W. - Wisconsin

Captain Bob (aka "Skipper", "SS Minnow") - The act of rubbing your fingers on the musky clam of a skank hootchie mamma, then sneaking a whiff at random intervals until you've had the opportunity to wash your hands. (Unless you never wash your hands, hoping to relive the moment as long as the smell lingers.) - M. - Iowa

Captain Morgan - When your partner is on her period, insert your two fingers into her box (getting some blood on them). Once you have some good coverage on your fingers, give her the red mustache, and tell her the Captain sent ya. - Bennett M. - New Jersey

Captain Pecker the Party Wrecker - A large inflatable shaft that is repeatedly punched by teenage girls until they can't stand to watch anymore and orgasm convulsively. - K&B Naples - Pennsylvania

Captain Squinty - When you are fucking a girl missionary style, and pull out right before cumming and shoot her in the eye. "Arrhhh, I gave that bitch a captain squinty last night". - Chris - Detroit

Car Crash - The male and female are both completely nude, facing each other standing up straight, standing 20 feet apart. At a designated time the male and female run at each other and crash into each other, this takes practice, but the crash should involve the dick going into the vagina. Good luck. - Eunalon - New York

Car Hood - The saggy flap that hangs over a women's vagina. - Dan & Mike - Massachusetts

Car Wash - 1) After fucking a girl in her ass, she sucks you off. - Adam - G'ville
2) Two guys nut on a girl from each side of her face... they then proceed to piss their nut off her face..hence, the "Car Wash".

Card Table - You bang the girl girl doggystyle while playing solitaire on her back. - Uncle Patty - Brooklyn

Cardio Cocking - During heart surgery, the surgeon becomes aroused and rubs one out inside of the patient's open heart. - Joe and Zach

Carmela - Banging a fat Italian woman while eating a Canoli from the fat folds behind her neck. - Midwest Hewitt Family

Carnival (aka "18th Ave. Feast") - While you're double teaming a girl with your friend, one of you bangs her in the pink and the other bangs her in the stink. At the same time, pull out of her leaving the condoms inside. Count to 3 and at the same time start peeing out of your pistol and into your balloon. Whoever pops their balloon first wins the dirty stuffed animal. - Mikey M. - Brooklyn

Carolina Steamer - When you get done banging a chick, get up, and take a dump on her chest. - Bradley J. M

Carpet Cleaner - You tie a girl's hands up behind her back while your doin' her doggystyle. Lift her back legs up and rub her face across the carpet. - Scott - Ohio

Carrie: The Rage - Occurs when a woman gets an idiot lover whom she is mad with to eat her cunt when she knows her period is about to come or isn't quite gone. While she is cumming, blood comes out with it thus getting all over the jackass' face.

Carrot - (Requires a massively huge erection and a very open-minded female) Have sex with a girl while she is wearing a tampon. Push the tampon into the abdomen area. Then have her deep throat you. While she is deepthroating you, pee in her mouth causing her to throw up whatever is in her stomach. The mixture will cause her to upchuck the "carrot". - Little Daddy Markowitz

Castro's Beard - When you have a chick lay on her back and you sit on her chest while getting oral from her, your pubes look like Castro's beard and your cock looks like his cigar in her mouth. - Elliott C. - Ohio

Cat Brains - 1) Lifting up one leg of your shorts exposing your wrinkled sack to a group of friends or waitress/waiter (For extra points do this while dining at a somewhat classy restaurant... i.e. Hooters) which resembles a cat brain. - Scott, Ryan, Ash
2) Taking your balls and twisting them until they turn purple, thus looking like cats brains. - Brian - Tonawanda

Cat Scratch Fever - A girl that likes to dry hump, and will hump anything. Comes from the idea of a cat clawing at a scratching post. - A. Jello

Cat Whiskers - After a girl sucks you off and you're cumming, slap her on both sides of her face which will look like she has whiskers. - Khaled - Ontario

Cat's Out of the Bag (see also "Secret Santa") - When your guy is attempting a "Secret Santa", you counterattack with a well timed block before the slip-in. - Dino

Catapult - When you are passionately fucking a girl in the butt while on her back with her legs pushed as far back as they will go. When you are about to come, you pull out of her ass, and with her ankles still stretched behind her ears, you stick your cock in her mouth and blow your wad. Because she is so into it, she guzzles down your load and cleans off your dipstick. Suddenly, she realizes your penis was just yanked out of her ass and angrily catapults you across the room. - Stacey

Catch the Batch - A single or multiplayer game, where a guy goes a month or two without masturbating or fucking, and then furiously beats one off. Contestants must kneel 2 feet away, and try to catch the resulting discharge in their mouths. Whoever gets the most wins. Any gagging wins a prize. For single player, lie down and attempt the same but in your own mouth. Just don't brag to your friends that you won. - MojoTheClown

Catching the Bus - Wear a sling and put it on your arm....Go to a Local bus stop and look for the perfect broad. As the bus is about to arrive, ask her to help you retrieve your money from your pocket (requires the sling be worn on the same side as pocket). When she goes to help you out and get the dough, she gets a handful of your cock ala a hole in your jeans pocket. Tell her "Get on the bus bitch!" ....TIP...make sure the bus is like right there, so she has to get on it, and you can make a quick getaway. - XTRON714

Caught Red Handed - Having accidentally fingered a girl while she was on her period. - Dave - Australia

Caveman - Walk up to some random hot ass girl, then whip out your cock and beat her in the head with it until she is unconcious. Drag her into a cave, have your way with her, then leave her there naked to wonder what the hell happened. - Marshall - Ohio

Ceaser Salad - You go down on a chick, then you start doing her doggystyle. Pull out your switchblade and stab her in the back.

Celebration - Shaking up a bottle of cheap champagne or beer, shoving it into the snapper, and let it spray all over like you just won the grand championship. - Lock Haven White Trash

Cell Block - When you're in the shower, you take the removable shower head and stick it by your ass and balls and beat off with your other hand. - Mud - Long Island NY

Cellphone - Nutting in a girl's ear while she's givin' you a hummer. - David - Blacksburg

Cellphone Cumpop - While getting a blowjob from a chick, pull your dick out and stick it in her ear. While you cum, ask her, "Can ya hear me now!?" - Skyhootin'

Cement Mixer - Drop a huge dump in her mouth, then jizz in her mouth and pix it around like cement with your shlong. - Dr. Nasty - New York

Chainsaw Box - Big, meaty, distorted vaginal lips that look like she sat on a chainsaw for pleasure. - Lewis - Myrtle Beach

Champagne Bottle - (for the ladies) When jerkin' a guy off, sensing that he is about to blow a load, gently place your thumb tip over his spewing hole as one would when opening a champagne bottle. Sucks for him! - B-more Blondie

Changing Horses Midstream - When you're doing one girl and you start pissing in her, then you switch to another girl and continue peeing. Finish by blowing your load. - Julie, Jill, and Evan - Massachusetts

Chapter 10 - When you're studying for finals and a girl comes into your room. She ttakes a shit on your textbook and makes you eat it while screaming out vocab. - Dr. Deuce - Danbury, Connecticut

Chariot Race (see also "Stagecoach", "Yosemite Sam") - Doing a girl with long hair (pigtails make it easier) from behind and you grab her hair with both hands and use it like you are whipping reins to make a horse go faster. - Tex B

Charleston Chew - When one of the scheister flick lovin' jokers places saran wrap over the mouth of their partner and poops in the saran wrap in their mouth. Thus creating a wrapped-up chocolatey delight, much in the vane of the candy bar favorite. - Bretticus - Washington, D.C.

Ch*rlotte's Web - Find a girl (it will help if her name is Charlotte), get her naked and have her get on her knees. Then place 8 guys evenly around her in a circle and have them all pleasure themselves to the point that they all cum at once. When they all simultaneously shoot their loads you will effectively have created "Charlotte's Web!" - Seven

Chatter Box - While a girl is sleeping, you put your dentures in her pussy. - The Deli Crew - Houston

Cheap Ticket - While boning a girl doggystyle, proceed to spin her around on your dick as to imitate the look of a plane propeller. (Not for the faint of heart, or limp of dick). - AirTimmith

Cheesecake Charlie - This is where you go down on a girl and the hatchet wound is so cheesy it makes your eyes water and squint. You'll look like "Charlie". - Scott T. & Jason D.

Cheesy Enchilada - A girl is way too drunk, so she's on the ground puking in the toilet. Before she realizes what's going on, quickly pull her pants down, nail her in the ass, and then grab her head and stuff it into the toilet full of her own vomit. - Billy - PSU

Chern and Burn (aka "Chernock", "Fat Tucker", "Turd Ferguson") - While in the 69 position, you give your partner oral pleasures to the point where they climax. Right when they reach their highest point of orgasm, you shit all over their face. - Deuce D.

Chernock (aka "Chern and Burn", "Fat Tucker", "Turd Ferguson") - While in the 69 position, you give your partner oral pleasures to the point where they climax. Right when they reach their highest point of orgasm, you shit all over their face. - Deuce D.

Cherokee Ambush - While a girl is giving you head, when you are about to cum, let out your best Indian war cry. When she gets scared and begins to back off, shoot it in her eye. Immediately afterwards, have all your friends come in and start the tomahawk chop.

Cherry Blow Pop - When you have sex with a girl during her period, and you pull out and have her suck it. - Flint

Cherry Bomb - Doing a girl on her period, thus creating a red explosion. - Bryan R. - Tennessee

Cherry Cheesecake - Banging a chick and just when you're gonna cum, break her nose and cum in her face. Proceed by smearing the blood and cum around.

Cherry Danish - Cum in a chick's face and punch her in the mouth so she bleeds. The cum and blood mix together and look like a cherry danish. - truCKer - Pennsylvania

Cherry Freeze Pop - (for the ladies) When you place your used tampons in the freezer; and then reinsert it after a hard night of banging to help ease the pain and swelling. - Woo - Illinois

Cherry Popsicle - You take out a girl's bloody tampon and put it in her mouth.

Cherry Slushy - After a "Vaginal Seizure" you have a sweet tooth... - Brandito - Missouri

Cherry Tree - When you're fucking a girl outdoors and stick a pricker branch in her pussy. - Dr. Deuce - Danbury, Connecticut

Chester - The term generally referring to a man with breasts larger than the woman he is screwing. After stripping the woman, "Chester" will proceed to wear her bra, mount her, and beat his chest like a massive gorilla. - Mr. Blue - Minnesota

Chestnut - It's when you pull out and dump your gumbo on someone's chest. - JoeNob

Cheswick - A penis (hard on) that is wider than it is long - Rev. Chris - New Jersey

Chewbacca (see also "Mr. T", "Kojak", "Don J*hnson") - Term used to describe the furry state of a hairy pussy. - Sebastian Q.

Chewed Up Bubble Gum - When a girl has been fucked too many times and her vag lips look like chewed up bubble gum, comes in original and grape flavor. - UtahRockabilly - Utah

Ch*a Pet - After applying a "Dirty Sanchez", smear Ch*a seeds across it. Then, put the recipient in restraints, water regularly, and check out the cool green mustache! - Scott Cr*wford

Chicago Fire - Three guys; one in her mouth, one fucking her tits, and the third giving it to her up the ass. All of this done without lubrication.

Chicago Hut Lunch - Start by capturing explosive diarrhea with a brown lunch bag. Take the dripping sack and swing it as hard as you can at your partner's face. The bag will explode and a hot mess of watery poo poo soup will coat their face. - Kyle P. - Philadelphia

Chicken Brickin' - You'll need a live chicken and two bricks. First, fuck the chicken, then, while still mounted, take the two bricks and smash the chicken's head between them. The dying / dead chicken will thrash about for 30 seconds (or more if you're lucky) giving you a one-of-a-kind climax. [Rinse chicken well. Make soup.] - TPM

Chicken Cutlet - 1) (see also "Veal Cutlet") When you are doing a girl doggystyle at the beach, after you have been going at it for a long time, and you are nice and lubed up, pull out and bread your dick with sand like a chicken cutlet, then stick it back in and go to town. - Blue Hornet
2) When you're getting head on the beach, bust a huge load in the chick's face and rub her face in the sand. - Tony - New York

Chicken Head - A person who sucks cock like a fiend. - Emily P. - Connecticut

Chicken Heart - Tell your friend you have a "Chicken Heart" and ask if they want to see it. Turn your back to them, pull out your nut sack and place your thumb behind it. Turn back around and make your thumb "beat" behind your sac making it look like a beating "Chicken Heart". - Slimpickenz & T-Money

Chicken Nuggets - Pull your sack out through your fly and ask the girls if they want chicken nuggets. (more realistic if your nuts are shaved) - MC Fermin, Jock, Cooks and the Park Ave. - CA

Chicken Skins (see also "Eatin' the Chicken Skins") - The art of taking you ballsack (only your ballsack) out through your open sipper and just letting it hang so it looks like Chicken Skins before bein' cooked... Best when done at a bar / party just to break the ice. Bonus if you get them in a photo op. - Gary H.

Chicken Wing - When standing up banging a chick from behind who is bending over, grab both her arms and pull them back as hard as you can until they are about to break off and they resemble chicken wings. - Stimpdog

Chief Wahoo - Going down on a girl while she is on the rag. Bite the string and pull it out. Shake your head from side to side creating red stripes below your eyes. Now you are a Navajo! - White Lightning - Ohio

Chili Cheese Dog - A girl takes a shit on your dick, and then you bust a load in her mouth. She spits it back on your dick, making it a chili cheese dog. Finally, the girl sucks it all. - DJS

Chili Dispenser - During a 3-Way Chili Dog, the girl squatting over and delivering the "chili" via a runny shit over the ensued titty-fucking.

Chili Dog (aka "Coney Dog") - 1) The extreme act of shitting on your partner's chest then titty fucking her, henceforth the appearance of a "Chili Dog". - Twisted Pete - Ohio
2) (aka "Three-Way Chili Dog") When a guy is titty fucking a girl while a second girl (aka "The Chili Dispenser") takes a runny shit onto the dick-boob-situation. - The Last Podcaster Standing

Chili Dog with Ketchup and Mustard - Same as the "Chili Dog", except it is done during a woman's period, and after then shitting on the chest followed by titty fucking, the man pees on the shit, thus having the mustard on the chili with a side of ketchup. - Nick and Joe, FEDUJ VELUCON

Chili Pepper - **Warning** Use a thick condom!! Before having sex with a girl, smear some Tabasco sauce or pepper-spray on the condom!! - Rob S., James K. & Ian J.

Chili Whip - After a girl goes down on you, you blow your load. Then pull out of her mouth and slap her in the face with your erect penis, the intent to injure is a must. - Fallstaf - Poland

Chilly Willy (aka "Polar Bear", "Snowjob") - Blowjob involving ice cubes. - Wadtron

Chinatown Riot - Go to any street corner in Chinatown. Start blaring "Got Rice Bitch?!?" on your boom box while doing two tied-up Beijing twins in the ass, while wearing a rice paddy hat. Remember to have the engine running in your getaway car. - McWhopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Chinese Finger Cuffs - Threesome with girl giving head to one guy and receiving it from another doggystyle, whereas she's filled in both ends like a pair of "Chinese Finger Cuffs". - Elizabeth - North Carolina

Chinese Food - While eating out, be like the Chinese and bite the pussy (cat).

Chinese Torture Chamber - Tie up a girl and blindfold her. Leave and take a walk. Go get Chinese food and bring it back. Eat it in front of her. - Larry - Philadelphia

Chipmunk - 1) (aka "Squirrel") When a chick has two penises in her mouth and she resembles a squirrel. - Jacob R. - North Carolina
2) When a woman deepthroats her partner to the hilt and then inserts the nuts into each respective cheek therefore resembling a chipmunk holding walnuts not Vienna sausages.

Chipping - Suckin' the nut out of a fag's ass and then spitting it on a cookie sheet, baking it, and eating the chips after you scrape it off the cookie sheet.

Choad - (aka "Taint", "Grundle", "Nacho", "Chode", "Scranus", "Dirty Inch") - The flap of skin between the asshole and balls / pussy. - Mike R. - North Carolina
2) A dick that is fatter than it is long.

Chocolate Covered Peanut - When the guy sits on the toilet, and the girl fucks him while shitting between his legs. - The Rev

Chocolate Covered Pretzel - While doing a girl in the pink, take a pretzel rod and stick it in her browneye. Once covered completely in poo, put it in her mouth and make her eat it. - Adam C. - Massachusetts

Chocolate Mitten - Occurs when anal fisting goes horribly wrong.

Chocolate Napalm - Post Mexican food bowel movement. Sticks to everything and burns like hell. - Mitch - South Carolina

Chocolate Orgasm - In the act of any kind of sex, uncontrollable shit comes out of your ass. - Felipe - Arizona

Chocolate Popsicle - After you do a girl in the ass, you pull your dick out and make her suck it clean. - Charles H.

Chocolate Slurpee (See also "Alaskan Pipeline") - When you take a liquidy shit, freeze it in a cup, and drink it like a slurpee. - Chris, Rich, & Matt - NJ

Chocolate Slushy - After an "Anal Seizure" you have a sweet tooth... - Brandito - Missouri

Chocolate Smoothie - When you take a shit and nut in a girl's mouth and mix it with your dick.

Chocolate Snowcone - First you take a shit in an ugly chick's mouth, duct tape her mouth really tight, then punch her in her stomach until she swallows the shit you let loose in her mouth. - Sean, Dan

Chocolate Starfish - (see also "Pink Starfish") Another name for the asshole.

Chocolate Sunday - Make sure your lady has got a dirty ass. Proceed to ram it. Before you ejaculate, throw your meat in her mouth. Preferably with some poopy on it. Then ejaculate in her mouth. Then proceed to French kiss her. Bonus points if you get some blood too." - Zach - New York

Chocolate Surprise - (for the ladies) First you shit while you're having sex, then you punch out all ofÊthe guy's teeth. Finish by putting the shit in his mouth. - Jill, Julie, and Evan - Massachusetts

Chode - 1) (aka "Taint", "Dirty Inch", "Scranus", "Choad", "Grundle", "Nacho") Slang term for the perineum. The strip of skin that runs from the bottom of the scrotum (or vagina) to the anus. - Robert S.
2) A short stubby penis. Usually as short as it is fat. - Robert S.

Chode Chaser - A deep throat that goes all the way to the chode. (ie Having your penis and testicles sucked at the same time, all the way to the perineum.) - Nick & Manuel - CA

Choir Boy - When a man is sodomizing his female partner, he removes the erect penis from the anus leaving a stretched sphincter in the shape of a singing choir boy. - Abe F esq.

Chopper - (Chick must have her hair in pig tails) While doing it doggystyle, grab her pig tails like you're riding a chopper and proceed to make motorcycle sounds. - Angry Pete - Chicago, Illinois

Chopsdicks (aka "Schlong Scissors") - When a girl is giving a doubleheader and she grabs both dicks and squeezes repeatedly to give the appearance of chopsticks. - Jason B. - Pennsylvania

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