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Chowder Bowl (aka "Doggy Bag") - The act of getting drunk and going down on a girl only to throw up in her box and leave it for the next dumb ass to find. - Freakee329

Chowderfuck - The act of fucking a girl doggystyle in the box, pulling out and blowing your load on the top of her crack (trying to push the cum up her asshole as it runs down before your member goes soft). - Myk

Chris Wingler Title Punch - When you're fucking a girl doggystyle, pull out, yell out "TITLE PUNCH!!" then punch your fist up her ass as hard as you can (can be substituted for the asshole) - Tyloar

Christmas Turkey Carver (aka "Machine Gun Kelly", "Shocker") - You stick two fingers into a girl's pussy, and one in her ass, then ream her repeatedly. - C

Christmas Tree - You fuck a shaved girl, shoot your load on her upper pubic area and sprinkle a handful of pine needles where you jizzed, making her patch look like a Christmas tree. Then proceed to bite her belly button making it the star on top of the tree. - G-Bag, New York

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Taint - Pretending to be a Mormon just so you can impregnate virgins and breed them all out. - Club 1209

Cincinnati Gag Reflex (see also "Buffalo Barf Bucket") - While getting head from a girl (she must be an avid sports fan) reveal the fact that you are from Cincinnati. She will be so mortified and disgusted to know she is sucking the dick of someone from such a pathetic town sports wise, she'll gag herself on your dick. - PDiddyOrDidinty - Cincinnati, Ohio

Cincinnati Plate - When a girl shits on a glass coffee table or glass plate while the guy watches her from beneath it... - Vocal

Cincinnati Surprise - A type of reverse-hogging. A large girl spots a good looking guy, and gets him drunk enough to take her home. He wakes up, looks over, and gets the "Cincinnati Surprise".

Cinderella - A girl who chokes at the Ball(s) - Bruce L, Pennsylvania

Circle Jerk - When a group of guys beat off onto a piece of toast and the last one to blow their load on it, eats it.

Circumcision - Kick your girlfriend in the chin when you find her blowing another man. - KEEB07

Clam Bake - (for the ladies) You're sitting on a guy's face while he's eating you out. You clamp your legs around his head and suffocate him to death. - Lindsey, Boston

Clam Dip - When a girl is laying down with her cooter in the air, you lower your balls in and out of her in a dipping motion. Thus the name, "Clam Dip". - Matt N, Michigan

Clam Jousting - Literally, Lesbian sex. - AnthillMob, London

Clapper - You're doin' her doggystyle ,you rabbit punch her and knock her out. Start smacking her ass. This results in hours of "enlightening" fun if you have the clapper installed on the lights in the room. - Lee W, Arizona

Claw - Insert your thumb in the pink, your pointer finger in the stink. Your two fingers go together to form a claw. - Austin Goodwin, Oklahoma
2) The act of using the webbing between your fingers to masturbate. - The Students of Maryvale High

Clerks Encore - Find a guy you really hate and violate his mother while pouring sugar into his gas tank. For added insult, trick his girlfriend into having sex with a dead man, but only reveal the knowledge after they do nasty themselves. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Cleveland Steamer - The extreme act of shitting on your partner's chest. (sometimes used as a revenge act).
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Cleveland Steenbock - Named after the originator, the "Cleveland Steenbock" involves paying a homeless person to allow you to crap on them. Has been submitted to the Olympic Committee as Olympic Bum Crapping. - James F

Clitourist - A man who won't stop and ask for directions in bed. ie: "Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."

Clownface (aka "Clownface", "Jelly Donut", "Strawberry Shortcake", "Strawberry Milkshake") - When a girl gives you head and you blow your load all over her mouth. Proceed to punch her in the nose and make it bleed. The white mouth and red nose makes her look like a clown, hence the "Clownface". - Kramer

Clown Smile - When a man eats out a woman during her period. - Team SST

Coal Miner (aka "Skullching") - Take a dump in your chick's mouth, then get face down on top of her. Engage in oral sex with her, deeply penetrating, as if you were trying to dig out all of the "coal". - Andy & Dan's House of Pain

Cock Block - When another man tries to steal your girl, or inadvertently does something to prevent you from looking good in front of a nice lady, thus blocking your chances of getting with her. - A. Jello

Cock Blossom - Push your pecker head straight down your rod and pull the skin from the sides over the top. Grab your ball sack and stretch it over the entire pubic area. Hold for 1 minute...... release. A crowd pleaser or great for 2nd dates! Better in hotter climates. - Jason B, Pennsylvania

Cock Holster - In reference to someone's mouth, "Hey shut your damn 'Cock Holster'!!!". - Dean L, Nevada

Cock Sneeze - When a girl is giving you oral and you shoot it so hard in the back of her throat that she coughs / sneezes your load all over your pubes. - Matt F., Chicago

Cockfaced Gremlin - The face that your bitch makes after you ejaculate all over her face that encompasses the squinting of eyes and the look of sourness at the lips (puckerface); hence "Cockfaced Gremlin". - Students of Maryvale High

Cockroft - When a girl jerks a guy off while sucking his sac, pubic area, or bottom of dick. - Tim M, Ohio

Cocksmear - Smearing your cock along the chick's face. - The Students of Maryvale High

Coin Purse - A pair of balls. - Uncle Patty , Brooklyn NY

Cold Faithful - Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the wintertime, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift. - Wadtron

Colonel Sanders (aka "Wedding Cake") - While you're doing it doggystyle, you pull out, come in your hand, and rub it all over her mouth.

Comb Over - (For a man or lesbian) Shave one half of your partner's vagina then lick the other side (the side that is hairy) over to the side that was shaved... hence "Comb Over" - Mike aka Nipple Gary

Coming Down the Chimney - Pretty self explanatory; for holiday spirit, add some ³Ho, ho, ho¹s². - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Compton Cleanup - Screw a girl doggystyle. After you bust a nut, "Donkey Punch" her and steal all of her money and any other valuables she might have. - antigfk

Compton Gangbang - You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a "Compton Gangbang" on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.) - JV, Cleveland

Concrete Mixer - When you're tappin' her ass doggystyle, ramming her head fiercely into the drywall ahead. When you spew, shoot it into her drywall ridden locks. Presto, "Concrete". - Christian T, Georgia

Concussion Grenade - You fuck a girl with a rubber on, but don't throw it away; Instead, after the girl falls asleep, you take the used rubber, fill it up like a water balloon, then proceed to chuck it at her. - Tiny Elvis

Coney Dog (aka "Chili Dog") - This is when you take a shit on a girl's chest, and then go on to titty fuck her. - Jerry, Ohio

Coney Island White Fish - After you cum in a condom, you tie the open end in a knot and throw it in a river. It floats and looks like a fish. (Obviously it comes from the East River in NYC originally, but could be applied to any river). - Chris C, Connecticut

Confused Ostrich (aka "Reverse Milky Ostrich", "Real Japanese Bukkake) - A woman is buried up to her neck and no less than 15 men proceed to spray their man juice all over her face and hair. The ostrich puts his head in a hole for protein, this bitch is stickin' her head out of the hole to get her protein! - BILZ & BRI, Breezy Point NY

Contortionist - Have a girl eat herself out while you do her in the ass. - FLINT013

Conventional Oven (see also "Dutch Oven") - Similar to a "Dutch Oven", only instead of ripping ass, you take a shit. Don't let the girl out from under the covers until she's finished you off. - J.B., New York

Cookies & Cream - Finish in someone's asshole and slurp it out.

Copperfield Simplex - When you are fuckin' a chick from behind and you pop a herpes sore on her back so she thinks you came. Then when she turns around, you blow the load in her face. - intercaust

Corn Flakes - This requires a really dirty partner. When you're about to cum, shoot it in her ear. If she's dirty enough, she'll have plenty of ear wax. Hopefully, the ear wax will float atop the semen. With the correct coloration, her ear will look like a bowl of milk and cereal.

Corn Hole Rows - Getting your butt hair braided. - Byg Mayne101

Corngun (aka "E*zy-E") - Buy a bushel of fresh corn on the ear. Eat it all yourself. When you're 69-ing a girl and on top, let it rip and start yelling: "Rat a tat tat, Cause I never hesitate to put a nigger on his back!!!" - Jason B, Pennsylvania

Cougar - Woman in her forties that hangs out at the bar trying aggressively to pick up drunk young guys. - Zack, Canada

Country Blumpkin - A modified "Blumpkin" taking place in an outhouse

Cow Bell - Three guys, one in the mouth making her "mooooo", one milking her tits, and the third giving it to her up the ass with the slapping of the balls making the cow bell sound. Especially effective with pregnant women.

Coyote Ugly - Waking up with a nasty one night stand, you realize you have to give her / him the slip. You realize your arm is wrapped around them. You would rather gnaw off your own arm than risk waking them.

Crack Snort (see also "Angry Dragon", "White Dragon", "Holy Shit...") - While receiving oral sex from a female, the male pulls out and shoots his load up her nose. The female then snorts to expel the semen from her nasal cavity, henceforth creating the appearance of someone snorting crack. - dirkolarry

Crackmaster - Hold down someone you despise until helpless. Find a big fat bastard. Feed him lots of beans. Then get him to spread his huge disgusting cheeks over the person's face. Placing the cornhole directly on the tip of the nose. Cut wind like never before. Laugh your ass off. - keenjc

Crazy Alabama - During regular vaginal sex, right before climax, put it in her ass and yell, "CRAZY ALABAMA!"

Crazy Mongoose - A chick that tries to bite off your viper rather than pleasure it. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Cream of Africa - You do a chick doggystyle, then you pull out and blow your load all over her back. You then proceed to rub brown sugar in your cum on her back. - Sal, Newport News, Virginia

Cream Fountain - When a guy leaves his jizz on a water fountain, where the water comes out, so the next person to gets a drink gets cream and water. - Ryan R, Michigan

Creator - While in a 69 position standing up with a girl, you scream "THIS IS MY BEST MOVE!" and then administer a piledriver.

Credit Card - When a girl is bent over doing whatever she is doing, you take your thumb and run it up the crack of her ass and scream out "credit card". - The Seven Man Crew of Maryvale High

CrevvyCoptor - As your girl lowers herself onto you via her crevice (slang crevvy), you spin her around on your rod like a helicopter.. Hence "CrevvyCoptor". - Slim Sneedy, Pennsylvania

Crime Scene Investigator (aka "RedRum") - You fuck your girl on the heaviest day of her period and right after you come you make her give you head 'til your dick is clean. - ChrisDoof, Brooklyn

Crimson Pancake - This is indeed a lewd act. This is when a guy shits in his hand and then uses it as a dildo to fuck his gal with it. When he is done most of it wears away, then he smears it on her face. - tipsy@marquette university

Crockett¹s Revenge - If your lady has denied you on many occasions, treat her to a pleasant make out session. If she still slams the door, sneak up behind her with an abnormally large coonskin cap. Pull it down tightly over her head and nail her doggystyle. At any point thereafter, probably during eruption, yell loudly, ³Remember the Alamo!² This may get you arrested but displays good taste. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Crocodile Hunter - This occurs while you are having sex with your over jealous, over demanding wife. So you're having sex and all of the sudden the phone rings and she picks it up. It's your girlfriend on the other line . She immediately starts to freak out and starts attacking you, just throwin' shit at you left and right. At this point you say in your best aussie accent, "Well, you're a grumpy little Shelia" or "DANGA DANGA DANGA" or "You're a naughty little one". - Kenny, Eagle River

Crossed Swords - A blowjob involving two penises at one time. Three becomes a "Jawbreaker". - Wadtron

Crossing the Delaware - Go from tits (aka "New Jersey") to the "British Fort" (take a guess) for a surprise attack while the girl is sleeping.

Crucifixion (see also "Crucifixion with a stake in it", "Martyr") - Getting it in 4 directions; a dick in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the ass. - Dirty Suarez

Crucifixion with a stake in it (see also "Crucifixion", "Martyr") - Same as "Crucifixion" except another dong in the snatch. - Dirty Suarez

Cuban Defector - This is a trick for guys who have girls that don't like to raw dog it. While doing her doggystyle, slowly pull out and pop it in the starfish for a second. Pull your johnson out of her ass, leaving the condom in her cornhole. Then slide it back into the right hole and proceed with the doggystyle, rubber free. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Cuddle Slut - A girl that likes to cuddle, and even possibly makeout, but nothing else. - A. Jello

Cum Dumpster - A girl (or guy if you're sick) that is worthless and their only purpose in life is to be used as a disposing area for men to release some bodily fluids when the times are right... - Matthew Rowe, New York

Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch - The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl¹s throat & then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back & forth to create the ³Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping² effect. A great way to impress your friends. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Cum Sickles - This is for girls who like the taste of cum (or guys if you swing that way). Jack off in an ice cube tray, put tooth picks in them and let stand over night. In the morning you will have man juice on a stick. - Derek, Ohio

Cunt Butter (aka "Fanny Batter") - Female lubricant / discharge. - Mitch, South Carolina

Cunt Trumpet (see also "Muff Trumpet") - While going down on a chick, place your lips solidly over her love hole and blow, watch her stomach rise as she fills with air. Then, with a firm hand, push down on her stomach to let all the air out like the beautiful sound of a trumpet. WARNING! - We were recently informed that if performed improperly, the "Cunt Trumpet" could result in death!

Cupid-Style - When your man treats you like shit on Valentine's Day and doesn't give you a gift, you go on an eating spree. Then when you return he still wants to have sex, but because you've eaten so much you're feeling sick. Mr. Sensitive of course doesn't care and proceeds to do you doggystyle while you puke into the toilet. - Abbey & Lindsay

Cure for the Common Cold - When someone asks you for a tissue and you say "no I don't have a tissue, but I do have this" and then you ram your cock up their nose. - Jill, Julie, and Evan, Massachusetts

Curling - You and a buddy double-team a girl, one taking her doggystyle, the other being pleasured orally. Before either of you erupt, the front man pulls out and quickly takes a dump on her back and stands straddling her neck. The rear man pulls out and forces her ass down with his knee. As the shit slides down the incline, both persons ³sweep² either side with their dicks, blowing their load as they go. The point is to allow the shit to proceed as far down as possible without falling off, despite the ruckus the girl might make. It¹s pointless, just like the real game. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

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