Glossary of Perversion I

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Ice Berging - Freezing your own shit and pleasuring your lady with the frozen feces.

Ice Cream in the Grass - After sex with a girl, just before or after her period week, her juices are thicker than usual, and you pull out and see the sticky creamy goo in your pubes. - Easyboy, Minnesota

Iced T-bag - The act of dropping your testicles onto your partner's face and / or mouth while holding an ice cube against your nuts and letting it drip on their face. - Jerome

Icepick - You get a girl to suck your shaft with ice in her mouth, then flip her over, and fuck her like it ain't no thing. Your cock will go numb and her twat will tighten up because of your ice cold dong... giving her, the "Icepick". - Lezz246

Icey Mike - 1) A condom filled with urine is placed in the freezer then used in the back door by shit stabbers. - sQuick, United Kingdom
2) The act of shitting on some saran wrap and then putting it in the freezer. Then, when you are fucking your girl doggystyle, stick the frozen turd up her ass. - Dano M

Imperial Stormtrooper - A two handed "Shocker". - Brian, New Mexico

In Stereo - A girl getting hammered by two guys at once. Just like listening in stereo, getting it both ways. - Elliott C, Ohio

Incredible Starfish - Find an extremely flexible woman, insert your hands and feet into her snatch and spread your limbs out into the points of a starfish. For experts, smash your head in there for the fifth point. (Not for beginners or the anatomically correct). - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Indefinitely - When your nuts are slapping her ass, you're "in definitely".

Indian Giver - When you're banging a skank in 'the Buck', at the point of climax, flop onto your back with your knees to your ears and wrist one off on yourself while screaming "Me Baby, Me!" She'll leave skid marks! - Aaron H, Florida

Indian Rugburn (aka "Pepper Grinder") - When a girl proceeds to use both hands in a twisting fashion on the barrel of your shaft. - Nick T, New York

Indiana Bull Whip - Shit in a sock and smack someone in the face with it.

Inspecting the Platoon - When a girl gets on her knees to perform a blow job, the guy snaps to attention and blows his load in her face.

Instagasm - Premature ejaculation at the sight of a beautiful woman. ie: "She was so fine, I had an instagasm before I could get her clothes off!"

Instant Messenger - In an instant, blow your load in any position you may be in, because your real girlfriend just came online. - Kress & Randallons, Michigan

Intergalactic Nut - When getting crazy "Brain", you nut in her face so hard that she launches off your dick and enters orbit. - Kabari & Mark, Chicago

International Dub Smack - Blow your load on a rim off your car and buff it in. - The Trial & Error Crew, Virginia

Intoxicourse - Having sexual intercourse while piss-drunk.

Irish Binaca - When a girl is eating your ass out, you fart in her mouth - Robbie, Ohio

Irish Carbomber - Same as the "Demolition Man", except you achieve it in the back of an automobile and all you eat for a week is Guinness; works best with full-size vans. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Irish Cream - When you go to a coffee bar, get your dick sucked and blow a load all in your partner's coffee. - Jordan S, Michigan

Irish Stomp - Similar to the "Donkey Punch", except when the guy stands up and kicks her in the back of the head while he blows his load on her. - Todd, West Virginia

Italian Chandelier - This is when you stand up and have a chick suck your dick while you munch her box. Caution: this may cause back injury with a fat chick. - Madd Mike & Slammin Sam, Nebraska

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