Glossary of Perversion J

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Jack-Off-Lantern - When you take a pumpkin and you carve it into the face of a really hot girl, but don't take out the seeds or goo, and you shove your cock into the mouth. Then, when you're done, you take out the insides and you make a pumpkin pie for your neighbors and yell out "happy hallo-weenie". - Jill, Julie, and Evan, Massachusetts

Jack Rabbit - Pounding a bitch as fast and hard as you can - Peter G, New York

Janitor - With a hot naked chick on her back, proceed to shit on her chest. Then to clean up, use your piss.

Jap's Eye - The orifice at the tip of a penis, aka the urethra. - Matt, Massachusetts

Japanese Eye Goggles - In a crouching position, insert your left and right testicles into the left and right eye sockets of your partner. From there, put the tip of your erect penis into their mouth and have them suck away, this will form a shape on their face resembling a Japanese gas mask used during World War II. - Anteezi, MA

Jawbreaker - A blowjob involving three penises at one time. Two Penises is known as "Crossed Swords". - Wadtron

Jaws: The Revenge - After a girl gives you a terrible and painful blowjob due to heavy raking, go down on her like you are going to eat her out and then bite her clit hard until she screams bloody murder. - Sack, Mike & Tyler, Assumption College

Jelly Donut (aka "Bizmark", "Clownface", "Strawberry Shortcake", "Strawberry Milkshake") - When a guy blows his load on a girl's face. Then swiftly punches her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving the appearance of "Strawberry Shortcake". - Chris A, Tennessee

Jelly Flop - Having sex with a petroleum jelly jar, cum in the jar, wipe it on your lips because you ran out of lip balm, and proceed to kiss your mother. - Steve, Josh, Pat, and Matt and Fuck JHU

Jeremy and Joanne (aka "Tennessean") - Involves 3 guys, 1 girl, and any male farm animal. All cousins. Two guys get the girl in the cooter, while the farm animal of choice butt humps the lone bystander. - RD

Jester's Shoes - The act of curling one's toes up at the beginning of an orgasm. - Mitch, South Carolina

Jesus Fucking Christ - Engaging in any type of sexual intercourse inside a church, more specifically, in a confessional booth immediately following confession. - Aimee, New Jersey

Jew Jack Jolt - Get a prostitute to jack you off at half price. Blow your load all over her face and quickly punch her while she is trying to clear her eyes. Then while she is still unconscious, take off without paying. - Marty

JFK 1) (aka "Magic Bullet") - Slip a blindfold on a chick while she is giving you oral. At the same time, have a friend come behind her and pleasure himself behind her. Let 'em rip at the same time and nail the broad with goo from both sides of her head. She will always question if there was a second shooter or just a magic load. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn
2) Don't have sex or masturbate for a couple of weeks, saving a big load up. Then have a woman go down on you and blow that massive load in her mouth, blowing the back of her head off. - Billy C, Indy
3) Have her sing "Happy Birthday" to you while doing doggy or anal, then as you're about to blow, yell out, "I'm going to the Moon, to the MOON!!!!!" in the JFK voice. - The Captain

Jim H*nson - Sticking all 5 fingers in a girl's box and picking her up like a puppet... hence the Jim H*nson. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Jimmy H*ffa - This is more for laughs than anything. You take your dick and balls and tuck them between your legs creating a "Mangina". Your package has done a disappearing act a la Jimmy H*ffa.

Jizz Flick - A porn film containing no plot, and nothing more than a compilation of cumshots from various films. Well known in the realm of chronic masturbators. - Travis, Ohio

Jizz Junkie - A cock hungry female (or male) who is only satisfied by the relentless pursuit of cum on her / his face and in her / his mouth. - Travis, Ohio

Jizzgoatee (see also "Jizztache") - Shoot your load all over her upper lip and chin to resemble a Goatee. - Pez, Texas

Jizzle - Referring to "Jizzle my Nizzle" When a man ejaculates from a woman jerking him off. - Benjamin G, & Jeff G, Pennsylvania

Jizzle my Nizzle - This phrase is used as a proposition to a female to "jizzle my nizzle" or literally "jack me off" usually on her face. - Benjamin G, & Jeff G, Pennsylvania

Jizztache (see also "Jizzgoatee") - Shoot your load all over her upper lip to resemble a mustache. - Pez, Texas

Joda (see also "Spreadator") - When you are held down by 3 guys and a guy with free fingers sticks it up your a-hole until he can fit one more than he could when he first inserted. - Drew

John Wilkes B**th (aka, ³Backdoor Johnny², ³Assassin²) - Dress up like a janitor to gain access to a seedy motel room. Hide out in the bathroom and wait for some pathetic john to call in the local hooker. After he pays for her but before they start, run out of the bathroom and hit the john with a lead pipe while yelling, ³sic semper tyrannis!² Fuck the whore, steal the john¹s wallet and car and make a dashing escape. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Jolly Roger - When you're lying on your back and a girl is jerking you off as she has her head buried in you ass, puffs her lips out like a clown and tries to blow bubbles up your ass. (a nice "Rimjob" can substitute for the bubble blowing, if necessary). - Josh G, New York

Jolwak - (aka "Stalactites") - When you stand on a chair and shoot your load repeatedly into an open freezer. See how much you can get to stick to the top and freeze there, giving the image of stalactites in a cavern. - Cuban B, New Jersey

Journey into Darkness - This is the most disturbing (and difficult?) act of all. It entails shitting into another person's asshole. Not for beginners.

Juan Shou (aka "Poo Lube") - As you are doing your female friend doggystyle using anal penetration, you tell her to take a dump on your wiener, thus you now have "poo lube". - Kancer

Judge - "Whacking" your partner up side the face or head with your "rock hard cawk".

Jules V*rne (aka ³Around the World²) - Have sex with an Asian girl, a European girl, an African girl, and a South or Latin American in the span of no more than one month. Extra points if you also nail some borderline chicks such as Russians or other Slavs, Middle Eastern Women, Southeast Asians, Native Americans, Australians, Samoans, or Indians. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Junglegina - When a broad doesn't know how to shave her snatch and it looks like the goddamn Amazon. - Brendo, OH

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