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Nacho (see also "Scranus", "Taint", "Chode", "Choad", "Grundel", "Dirty Inch") - The perineum, the space between a man's ass and his balls, ie "Nacho ass, Nacho balls..." - Dr. Deuce, Connecticut

Naked Eyes - Some gross sexual image that sticks in your head for the rest of your life. In my case a fat lunch lady shaving her pubes with a rusty butter knife. Name is from the band that sang the song "Always something there to remind me". - Kenny J, Massachusetts

Name That Song - When fucking a girl, you make her hum or whistle famous childhood songs such as "The wheels on the bus go round and round" and you try to guess the name of the song. When you come to one you don't know, you pull out and blow it in her mouth and say was it "Mary had a mouth full of cum!!!" - S-10

Nantucket Sleigh Ride - The traditional Nantucket Sleigh Ride occurred when a whale was harpooned and proceeded to tow the boat that had harpooned it, taking it for a sort of "sleigh ride." So...you're dancing with a really fat girl in a skirt, you stick your finger in her butthole (through her underpants) and hook it, like a fish hook. When she tries to get away, you hold on for dear life. - Ben H, Massachusetts

Nantucket Windmill - It is a combo of an "Abe L*ncoln" and the "Toboggan", but you "toboggan" her out the front door and into the cold winter air to make icicles on the beard. - Uncle Andy

Napalm - While receiving oral sex in bed, you pull the covers over the head of a victim (the girl giving you head) and rip off a huge fart. You then reach under the covers and light a match. (ie "I napalmed this girl last night, it burnt her eyebrows off!") - Gump

Napoleon - You shoot your cum up her nose so she goes cross-eyed, then cut off her legs at the knees. Slap her on the face, and scream "THANKS FOR LOUISIANA, BITCH!" - Undercover Boyzone, Florida

Napoleon Bonar-part - Strap a bayonet on your cock while fucking a French midget. - Mike T, Brooklyn

Nassatall - Term used to describe a woman when she has absolutely no ass whatsoever... nassatall, literally "no ass at all". - Andrew, Massachusetts

Nasty Darrel - The act of having anal sex with a girl, then pulling out and brushing her teeth with your cock. - K. Hungus, Purdue University

Naughty Dog - Work up a smoker (hard on) then smack some unsuspecting girl in the face (more specifically on the nose) with it like she just shit on the rug. - Rob D, Rhode Island

Naval Commander - When a man ejaculates into a woman's bellybutton (naval). - The Keymaster

Neapolitan - 1) You punch her in the nose, cum on her chin, and shit on her chest. - Jacob J. Mauldin, Texas
2) Find a girl that's on the rag (having her period). Fuck her without a condom. Then, before you cum, stick it in her ass and cum deep inside. Then grab a spoon and enjoy! - Ricky, Florida

Nebraskan - Have your girlfriend eat a whole bunch of corn on the cob, give it a good day or two and have her take a nice shi. Proceed to eat that corn right out of her shit.

Needle in a Hay Stack - When a girl goes down on an Asian man and she has to look for his tiny, little, yellow dick. Hence the name - it's like looking for a "Needle in a Hay Stack" - R9T, California

Nessy - A turd that sticks up out of the water in the the toilet. Like those old pictures of the famous monster. - HotCarl, Ohio

N*stle Q*ik Trick - Find a lactose intolerance, blind girl, convince her to give you head, then when you're going to go off in her mouth, pour warm chunky chocolate milk down her throat. - Kenny J, Massachusetts

Neutron Bomb (aka "Eradicator") - Walk into a semiformal social event, buck-ass naked, and begin jacking off into the punch bowl while counting down from ten. No damage will be done to the structure but the room will be void of life. For extra points, count in German. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

New England Stiffy - Go to New England, find a sailor, have vicious anal sex with him, slit his throat, then put it in the slit.

New Jersey Meat Hook - 1) When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he then places a thumb in her anus to pull her up and down his penis. - Wadtron
2) Inserting two or more fingers into your lady's poontang, your thumb in her poop chute, and leading her around the room like a little doggie... - Greg, Sacramento

New York Beef Stew - When you're eating a girl out and she pisses in your mouth. Spit it back in her mouth, and she throws up on your cock. - Dr. Deuce, Danbury, Connecticut

New York Bird Feeder (see also "Russian Bird Feeder") - Eating a girl's pussy while she's shitting. - Gabe Tanyi, New York

New York Style Taco - Get really drunk. Then go down on her and puke while eating her out. - Wadtron

9:15 Wake Up Call - While a girl is sleeping, two guys stand above her on opposite sides, masturbating on her face. Her face will look like a clock with one hand on the nine and the other on the three. Wake that filthy slob up with two steaming loads of goo across her grill, yelling " its 9:15 you dirty animal!!!" - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Ninja Foot (see also "Camel Toe", "Moose Knuckle", "Mumbler") - A girl in pants so tight, you can make out the outline of her lips.

Ninja Grip (aka "Shocker") - Sticking two of your fingers in her pink, and one in her stink. - Oddrabo, Boston

Nizzle - Referring to a man's penis, this synonym goes along with the saying "Jizzle my Nizzle" referring to when a female gets a shot in the face. - Benjamin G, & Jeff G, Pennsylvania

No Eyed Arrow - When a girl is giving you oral sex and you are about to bust a load, she bends your dick in an "L" shape so you don't jizz in her face... However she has to let go, and when she does you jizz in both of her eyes, because that bitch bent your cock!

No Neck 40 - (for the ladies) As you're tossing your man's salad, you shove the 40oz that you just chugged UP HIS ASS. Preferably an Old English. - Lindsey, Boston

Nose Tampon - When you're bangin' some chick and you punch her in the nose. Next, ram your dick in her nose to stop the bleeding. - J.Korman, Twinsburg

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