Glossary of Perversion

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Oil Drill - 1) (for the ladies?) You are jammin' her in the ass, she happens to have diarrhea all over your Johnson - Zerb
2) Shitting into a girl's vagina, then fucking her love hole until the shit turns watery and drips out into a bucket below.

Old Jism Trail - The stream of semen oozing down the chin and chest of someone who has just finished fellating a senior citizen.

Old Faithful - 1) (usually done with 2 males) when one partner blows air, in a CPR manner, into the other partners anus. Then, while in the baby wipe position, the blowing partner urinates on the others stinker while he farts all the air out. - Darren Miller, Nevada
2) (aka "Goo Geyser") Shoot your load in a girl's belly button. Once it is full, press on her stomach making the load shoot out like a fountain... hence "Old Faithful". - Mikey M, Brooklyn
3) A girl sticks a beer bong in her tuna hole and bongs about a 2 ft tube worth of beer. Then she pulls the bong and sprays it everywhere like "Old Faithful". (Also fun with alcohol) - grlsluv2fngrbang, Sactown
4) When you're in the shower, cuff some water in your asshole and then fart. - Chris H, Connecticut

Old Maid - Paying a woman 5$ to suck the shit off your dick after you pull it from her ass.

Old Mexico Treatment - A big cock is needed for this one. Find the skinniest bitch you can, then have her deep throat you, by force if necessary. Quickly, pull out and slice her throat with a knife, then jam your cock down her throat. Better finish quick, she's fading fast!!! - Bruce H, Dallas

One-Eared Elephant - Empty the contents of one pocket and pull it out so it's completely inside out. Then pull out your "mule" and wave it around. You could shove a peanut in your pee hole for a more dramatic effect. Great at parties! - Deebs, New Jersey

One-Eyed Pirate - While doing a girl from behind, pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around bust in her eye and then kick her in the shin. She'll be hopping around on one leg while holding her shin and covering her eye screaming, "arghhhhh arghhhh arghhhh". - Lutzy, Pennsylvania

One-Eyed Redskin - After banging a girl on her period, wipe the blood on her face, come in her eye, and stick a feather in her ear. Then dance around the room, naked with a towel over your junk, yelling, "woo woo woo woo!!". - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

One-Handed Wanderer - If you have a women who won't let you stick it in her ass, you wait till she passes out one night and repeatedly stick your thumb up her ass while jerking off with the other hand. NOTE: if you blow it on her back afterward, you may refer to yourself as "Captain Wanderer" - FFS

One Way - You think about a girl and jerk off. (Better if spoken directly to the girl, as in "Last night I had a one way with you", and then explain what that means.) - Will B, MA

Ookie Kookie (see also "The Wet Biscuit") - A method of a "Circle Jerk" in which there is a cookie in the middle of the circle and the last person to shoot their load has too eat the cookie. - BadAndy

Oopscarmayer - Where a female (or male) is masturbating with a frozen hot dog. It brakes in half and they can't get it out of there pussy / ass themselves so it forces them to make the embarrassing call to there parents to explain what happened. - Kyle C, Florida

Opera House - A pair of oversized pussy lips.

Oral Flea Collar - While going down on a girl, nibble on her pubic hair region and when she asks what you are doing say..."I'm eating your crabs".

Ordering a Code Red - At climax the guy yells out, "YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!", and crams his cock in the pink (or red) as hard as he can.

Or*o (see also "Zebra") - Threeway sex with two black individuals banging a white person. - CG, Pennsylvania

Oscar G*mble - Word for a chick's bush that's so hairy it looks like the baseball player from the 80's Oscar G*mble's hair. - The Captain

Oscar's Treat - This one's for the outdoor enthusiasts: Make sure your next "first time" date is on the night before trash day. As you greet the "ho" at her front door, you tell her that because of your OCD, you have a ritual you must perform before you begin the date. Being the gentleman that you appear to be, she obliges. Before the tuna machine knows what hit her, grab the rope from the front seat of your truck and hog tie her to the curbside mailbox. Quickly strip her rotten, and with the respect of a sailor on leave... fill every orifice with the nearby garbage. After giving her a few rabbit punches, spank one out in the mailbox and go home. - Nathan K, Canada

Oxy Copperfield - When you are fuckin' a chick from behind and you pop a huge zit on her back so she thinks you came. Then when she turns around you blow the load in her face. - intercaust

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