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Paduba - Not the ballsack proper, but rather the area between the "Taint" and the sack itself. - Bryan, Jay & Annabelle, West Virginia

Paint Shaker - When a woman is on all fours and she is getting banged from behind from one man and is giving oral to another man. The two men do her in a rhythm so that she moves back and forth quickly like the machine that shakes a paint can at the hardware store.

Pajaowa! - The sound that is made when a guy cock-slaps his girl in the face. - Hbonyc

Pamplona (aka "Running of the Bulls, Encierro) - An orgy with equal numbers male / female except for one odd person; all others go into the "Bull Charge" and chase the odd man out. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Panal Block - The act of of slamming your cock into the "panus" resulting in extreme pain and embarrassment. - Weenis & Poon, New York

Pancho's Taco - When you take two nacho chips and put them around a girl's beef, and ram your hand into her pussy until she bleeds on the chips. - Dr. Deuce, Connecticut

Panty Puddin' - The vanilla pudding looking matter that runs out of a chick who just received a load of a guy's goo. Only maintains its "pudding" state for a short time before drying. - "Pee Tube" Peters

Panus (see also "Taint", "Scranus", Chode", "Choad", "Banus", "Dirty Inch") - The area between a woman's box and her anal playground. - Weenis & Poon, New York

Parsley - When you pull out all of someone's pubic hair and then you use it to garnish a salad. - Jill S, Massachusetts

Parting the Red Sea - If you fuck a girl during that time of the month you could be "parting the red sea." - JC Miller

Party Favor - One nut hanging out of your open fly. - 1114 SoFo

Pasty Adolph (aka "Muddy Chaplin") - A version of the "Dirty Sanchez" in which you remove your thumb from the girl's anus and rub it against her upper lip in one smooth downswipe from nose to lip. - Pigknuckle

Patrick - Anal sex, "Giving up the "Patrick". Refers to "Patrick" a character on the animated show, Sp*ngeBob Square Pants. He is a starfish, get it? - Bruce L

Paying The Rent - A sexual position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, with the man holding the back of her calves and banging ferociously. - Horhey, Pennsylvania

PBP (aka "FUPA", "Gunt") - Acronym for "Pot Bellied Pussy". That area between a chick's stomach and pussy that sticks ridiculously far out. Very apparent in older women. Ex: "Whoa, some serious PBP on her." - Mike, Virginia

Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich - You shit on a girl's pussy when she is on her period and eat her out. Way sick! - Dan R, Michigan

Peanut Butter Pine Cone - Pull out and come on the girl's tits and then throw Bird Seed all over it. - am

Peanut Butter Poodle - When going down on a chick in the dark, rub peanut butter on her sweet snatch. Then have her (or your) dog lick the rest of it off, without her knowing.. - Ryan R, Michigan

Pearl Harbor - 1) (for the ladies) Right after sucking a guy off stand up and spit his jizz right back in his face, then yell "Tora, Tora, Tora!"
2) When you lay flat on your back and a hot chick blows the shit out of you. - Aaron, Pennsylvania
3) Hover over your girl and take a shit while she is sleeping.

Pearl Necklace - When she is giving oral sex, you pull back and shoot it on her neck-- thus a "Pearl Necklace". - name withheld, what if his mother found out?

Pectoral Butterfly - A variation on the "Dirty Sanchez". While at the local high school, go down to the weight room. Once there, convince a girl to have sex with you on the Pectoral Butterfly Machine. Perform a "Dirty Sanchez", but place two antennae on her forehead. - Russell the Love Muscle

Pedestrian - Sitting naked indian-style on a couch at someone else's house. - 1114 SoFo

Peemen - The mix released when you go pee after watching porn or jerking off. - Weenis & Poon, Guilderland, NY

Pegging - Having a female take you in the rear with a strap on.

Penalty Flag - Load of encrusted facial tissue left on the floor. - 1114 SoFo

Pepper Grinder (aka "Indian Rugburn") - When a girl proceeds to use both hands in a twisting fashion on the barrel of your shaft. - Nick T, New York

Peppermint Kiss - When getting head, you jizz in a girl's mouth and eat her out after that when she is on the "rag" and then you both kiss.

Perfect Ten - The maximum number of men a woman can pleasure at one time. So called because of the math involved: one each in the mouth, anus, and vagina, one in each hand, one in the crook of each elbow, one in the bend of each knee and one between the feet. - Wadtron

PEUM (see also "Double Dragon", "Split Pissonality") - An acronym that defines the annoying (and uncontrollable) tendency to piss in multiple directions after a raucous fuck: Post-Ejaculatory Urinary Misfire.

Perineum (see also "Chode", Choad", "Taint", "Scranus", "Banus") - The region between the scrotum and the anus in males, and between the posterior vulva junction and the anus in females.

Petey P*blo Whip - Okay first of all, you have to know who Petey P*blo is! Petey P*blo is the one that sings that song "Nooorth Carolina, take your shirt off and swing it like a helicopter" the words might not be EXACT but you should know who he is now. Well okay on with the term ... so you're getting some ass from a random chick that you probably want to have some fun with. So what do you do?? With so many terms, why this one? Cuz you want to leave a birth mark or scar on her face. So you bust in your condom, take it off, tie the bottom in a knot, stand right above her with her laying on the bed, and swing your condom above your head like Petey P*blo "like a helicopter" and then smack her like a pimp ... and then be out. - tflem, Ohio

PG - The rating of the level of action you are allowed to get from your girlfriend while her parents are present. - Justin, Caliphornia

PG-13 - The rating of the level of action you are ever gonna get from your girlfriend while you are both freshmen in high school. More or less the same as second; maybe third base. - Justin, Caliphornia

Phantom (see also "Houdini", "Sneak Attack", "Spit Trick", "Philly Phake Out", "Deak") - Fuck a girl in the ass and right before you cum, pull out and spit on her back. She'll think you came there, and when she rolls over, shoot on her face. You can also yell "surprise!" here. - vigilante o death

Pharaoh - Kneel over a chick lying on her back and "Teabag" her so that your dick points down off her chin like a pharaoh's beard. Squeeze her head between your thighs for the pharaoh headdress. While busting your nut yell, "Pharaoh, let my people go!" - Scam A, DC

Philly Cheesesteak - 1) When you take a shit between a girl's titties, while she squeezes them together, then jerk off and cum on top. - Dr. Deuce, Connecticut
2) Take a shit between her tits, then after she sucks you off, jizz all over your shit. She opens her mouth and then you push the shit n' jizz sandwich into her mouth. - Frat Boy & Cheerleader - Philly

Philly Phake Out (see also "Sneak Attack", "Houdini", "Phantom", "Spit Trick") - You're doing a girl from the back and before you reach climax, hack a loogie on her back. When she turns around bust it in her eye and face. For added effect give her a "Donkey Punch" right as you come on her face and she'll swallow some of it. - Gabe A, Colorado

Photo Finish - Trying to fuck a narcoleptic girl before she wakes up. - Kenny J, Massachusetts

PiCUNTee Sauce - The rather spicy smelling moist fluid which a vagina produces during stimulation, or sexual anticipation. - The Beaner, Texas

Pig on a Spit - Where a girl gets taken from behind by one guy and blows another, looks like a spit roast or a pig on a spit - Wal

Pig Roast - A girl is tied by the hands and feet to a rotisserie over an open pit of fire (like you would find at a pig roast). As you fuck the girl, she is turned over and over again, rotating around your cock (and probably in a lot of pain because of the fire under her). - Will B, MA

Piggy Bank - You're doing a chick, and you shove a roll of quarters up her ass. - Cool Guy34

Pildo (aka "Push Pop") - Shit and put it in the freezer. Let it freeze and then use it as a dildo.

Pile Driver - A woman rests on her head with legs vertical as she is entered from a man who is standing up and pumping accordingly. - ElPrimo

Piñata - After hooking up with a girl, while you're both just laying there, grab your boxers and put them over her head and take your penis and smack it over her head repeatedly. - Dave, Pennsylvania

Pink Glove (see also "Pink Sock") - This often occurs when a girl isn't wet enough during sex. When you attempt to remove your member from her box, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog, hence the "Pink Glove"'.

Pink Slipper - The act of sticking one's entire foot in the vagina... similar to "fisting", but for people with a foot fetish. - Gustus

Pink Sock (see also "Pink Glove") - While doing a girl in the dumper, you pull out too fast and can manage to pull her innards out. Thus leaving the "pink sock" dangling from her backdoor. Not a pretty sight. The girl has to then go to the hospital to have the problem fixed. - Geoff, Massachusetts

Pink Starfish - (see also "Chocolate Starfish") Another name for the asshole. - Darren M, Nevada

Pink Suck - A "Pink Suck" occurs when a woman (or man) has too much anal sex and their sphincter muscle loses strength, causing their asshole to hang out. - JQS Findlay, OHIO

Pinn*chio's Revenge - Said to be invented by ol' Walt himself. This timeless maneuver is executed while receiving oral from a female notoriously known to avoid swallowing a load. First, tell her you won't bust in her mouth (be convincing). Then, when you're ready to let loose, discharge half your load in her mouth quickly (hence, you lied) and quickly pull it out and shove your still spurting member firmly up her nose to finish the job. Now you've lied and her nose grew from the sheer stretch of shoving your cock up her schnoz just like the famous little wooden puppet.

Pipe Clogger - When you're getting a blowjob, you pull the girl's hair so her head tilts back leaving her nose pointing up in the air. Then you proceed to clog up her nostrils with your cum. - Brandon, Michigan

Piping - The act of fucking an ugly girl with a pipe (rather than your dick). - Mark F, New York

Pirate Maker - When you're sitting on a girl's face and she's sucking on your nuts, you start poking her in the eye with your cock.

Pirate Patch - Get any run-of-the-mill skank and have her start slobbing on your knob. Right at the point of orgasm bust it all in one eye. If she is experienced in this maneuver she will cry out "Arrrrrrr" because that's what pirates say. - Gary T

Piss Flaps - Camel toe al fresco. - Mitch, South Carolina

Pit Stop - When out on a date and sure you'll get some ass, run to the men's room. Drop your drawers and: 1) Wash your hands 2) Give your turd pincher a wash with hand soap. 3) Grab a condom from the Rubber Machine. 4) Scrub your nuts with a urinal cake. All should be achieved in under 22 seconds and may be done in any order. Then burn out! - Jason B, Pennsylvania

Pitching Wedge - An ugly chick that looks good from 100 feet away. - Angry Pete, Illinois

Pittsburgh Platter (see also "Glass Boat") - When a girl lies underneath a glass coffee table and a guy takes a shit on top of the table. - Dave

Plastic Surgeon - When you find a chick with an ugly face but a great body, you cut off her head and have sex with her body while it's still warm. - Mike W, Wisconsin

Play-D*h Fuzzy Pumper - A "Rusty Trombone", during which the recipient shits into the Trombone player's mouth, simulating the hand crank action of the Play-D*h Fuzzy Pumper toy. - Jim, NJ

Playing the Flesh Guitar - You play with the girl's pussy and her tits like you would play a guitar. - steve-o, AR

Playing Mannequin (aka "Playing Muppet") - Fisting a girl and wiggling your fingers while telling her to blink.- Rev. Chris, New Jersey

Playing Muppet (aka "Playing Mannequin") - Fisting a girl and wiggling your fingers while telling her to blink.- Rev. Chris, New Jersey

Plow - A variation of the classic "Wheelbarrow". While doing some fat bitch doggystyle, knock her arm away. Now, while holding her hips, run around the floor on your knees. Her face will do the best impression of a plow you've ever seen, tearing up the carpet with her crooked teeth.

Plumber's Kiss - Made when you form a perfect seal around your partner's anus with your mouth. - Jason S, Australia

Podunk - The term for when you're having sex with a chick and you accidentally slip it into her butt. - JM and all my boys at Arizona State University

Polar Bear (aka "Snowjob", "Chilly Willy") - Blowjob involving ice cubes.

Police Chief's Daughter - Get an anal virgin and fuck her up the ass in a public place i.e. The Mall, or a Base Ball Stadium. She'll most likely scream really loud causing you to get caught and arrested... just like if you just fucked the police chief's daughter. - Rob, Rutgers

Ponce D*Leon (aka, "Fountain of Youth") - Woo and do a jailbait or barely legal chick(s) as many times as possible. Then tie her (them) up and throw her (them) into a geyser to avoid prosecution. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Poo Dollar - On a drunken summer night, take some poo and place it on a dollar bill, can even be a five is someone is willing to sacrifice one. Place it on the sidewalk folded so no one sees the poo. Sit back and watch until someone walking home from a bar proceeds to pick it up. Works best on college campuses or during Halloween for the kiddies!

Poo Lube (aka "Juan Shou") - As you are doing your female friend doggystyle using vaginal penetration, you tell her to take a dump on your wiener, thus you now have "poo lube". - Kancer

Poo Poo Bullet Train - We all know that "taking the poo-poo choo-choo" means blasting some girl in the ass. The Bullet Train is the same except that you listen to Met*llica's "Blacken", P*nnywise's "Bro Hym", or even Quiet Ri*t's "Come on Feel the Noise", and imitate the tempo with your thrusts. Tremendous stamina required. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Poo Poo Platter - Visit the crapper and leave a wicked hell-of-a-dump. Make sure to clog the hole, don't wash your hands, and don't give a courteous spray. Great at parties. - Michael C

Poop Troop - The act of having anal sex.

Poopty Nine - Poopty Nine can be done with any number of gay men, but best with 4 or more. Each man lays on his side and sticks his mouth through the next man's legs right up to his ass. They form a complete circle and poop in each other's mouths like a butthole buffet. - Brandon and Benjamin

Poor Man's Waxjob - Humping on the hood of your car. Results in a nice, shiny finish. - Mr. Blue, Minnesota

P*p Tart - Stick a chick's hands in the two slots of a toaster. Now, fill her pussy with strawberry jam and come all over her stomach. - Ken, California

Pope (aka "Klansman") - When the girl's clit-hood is so big, it resembles the hat of our "favorite" catholic, the Pope. - Matt & Brittany

Popeye - While a girl's going down on a guy, right before he blows his load he shoots it in her eye and says, "ah kagh kagh kagh kaaaagh!" (Popeye laugh). - Kylee, Boston

Poppin' the Ass Cherry - (we thought this was a little too literal but oh well...) Having anal sex for the first time. - FSA-MARC-V-33

Porcelain Surprise - When you take the most massive dump and then stand up and finish it off with a healthy piss (in the toilet). Then you close the toilet seat. Stand back a little and watch the next person come in and lift up the seat: What a shocker. - Frankie D, Philly

Pork Roast (see also "Spit Roasting") - When two guys are double teaming a girl. One dick in the mouth and the other fucking doggystyle. Then spin the girl around like a pig. - Felipe, Arizona

Porta Blumpkin - Receiving a blow job while taking a dump on a port-a-potty. - Greg, Manhattan

Portuguese Plunger - When you are getting "Brains" from a chick, grab a broom, break it off, take the wooden piece and wrap it up in her hair. Then begin to plunge your dick. - RJ Hughes

Post Office Sex - Lick her, stick her, and send her on her fuckin' way! - Joe O' M., Ohio

Poundcake - During an intimate eating session, take a pastry of some sort (e.g. a cupcake) and gently feed it to her in a sensuous manner. BEFORE she has a chance to start chewing, pound your dick in behind it and commence pumping. Hopefully she'll be forced to swallow. May cause suffocation. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Powdered Bone-Nut - When you pull your dick out of a vagina, roll your dick in cocaine, and then insert your dick into her ass. - Gorillawhore

Power Sit-up - When you talk your boy into helping with fuckin' with somebody you hate. Get said asshole to get in the sit-up position. Place a towel over his eyes and tell him there is no way he can do a "power sit up". Hold the towel down while he vainly struggles to do a sit-up. At the last instant whip the towel off so he mashes his grill square into your buddy's cornhole .......who should be prepositioned in a crouch right over the stupid fuck's face. Preferably right after he takes a horrendous grundy. - keenjc

Praying Mantis - While doing a girl doggystyle, insert index and middle fingers into nostrils and pull back. Her arms will raise and fold just like a mantis'. - Fatty Tanner C, Virginia

Pressed Flower - When a female presses her "flower" against a window / pane of glass. - Rev. Chris., New Jersey

Pressed Ham - When mooning, the male presses against a window/pane of glass. - Rev. Chris, New Jersey

Preying Mantis - Someone bends over in front of you and you place your hands together palm to palm, fingers together and aim for the asshole with an upward thrusting motion. The pain in the ass is tremendous.

Princess Di - When a lady is giving a guy roadhead, he slams on the brakes and her head slams into the steering wheel. - Nate, Ohio

Protein P*ntene - The shallow move of simply spooging in her hair and watching her wash all of those luscious vitamins and minerals into those lovely locks. Presto! Perfect hair! - Mr. Blue, Minnesota

Pseudo-Necrophile - Have a chick take an ice bath or a freezing cold shower then hop into bed. Then, fuck her while she is still cold; she has to lay perfectly still and not make a sound, like a dead body. (for added realism or if you're just tired of her, roll her up in an old carpet and drop her off in a dumpster.)

Pucker Puss - You stand over your girl's head with one foot next to each ear. Spread your ass cheeks and wake her up. As her eyes adjust to the daylight you slam you asshole against her face and yell, "PUCKER PUSS!" - Freakee329

Pudding Bath - The act of shitting on your partner during sex, better if it's loose diarrhea type poop.

Puff D*ddy - The act of stealing someone else's sexual technique but getting all the credit for it.

Pulling The Goalie - When the guy takes out the female's tampon, puts it in her ass, fucks her pussy, and then puts the tampon back in after he "scores". - Crisco, Minnesota

Pumpin' Up the Jam (aka "Stirring the Paint") - Having sex with a girl while she is on her period. - Mitch, South Carolina

Punching the Anvil - Take your time and very slowly, very gently, begin to eat her out, and just as she's about to come, suddenly raise up and scream as loud as you can, "I am Thor, God of Thunder, and no greater thing has ever come into Asgard than the hammer Mjollnir!" and then punch her dead center in the poon as hard as you can! - Sick Johnny, Chicago

Punk Fake (aka "Houdini") - During Doggystyle sex, right before you come, pull out and spit on her back, she then "sighs: and turns around. Then you take the opportunity to blow your wad on her face! - TJ C., Kansas

Punoo (pronounced (pan - ooh)) - Any type of lesbian action. - ORCC

Puppeteer - Girl has to be on the rag. You hit it up the poop chute doggystyle while reaching around and pulling the tampon in and out by the string.

Purdy Motto - If she is willing & able, she's ready for the stable - Lee P, Oklahoma

Push Pop (aka "Pildo") - Shit and put it in the freezer. Let it freeze and then use it as a dildo.

Pussy Corn - The large accumulation of curd which sooner or later appears as kernels of corn either attached to the pussy or the panties. (i.e., "The bitch had cream of "pussy corn" going on and there was no way I was touching that.")

Pussy Fart (aka "Queef", "Fish Fluff") - To expel gas from the vagina. This is very common after forceful intercourse, when air gets trapped inside the chick's womb. (See "Whoopie Cushion") - Crisco, MN

Pussball - The genitals of a hermaphrodite; simply because they have, both, a pussy and nuts. - Students of Maryvale High

Pyronecrobeastiality - Sex with flaming dead animals. - J. Hadley

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