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Slimer (see also "Lethal Slimer") - The act of blowing your wad in a girl's face. - Nolan, Ohio

Slingin' the Slug - The act of doing a girl from behind in the butt. After you've drilled for a while and the condom is nice and slimey, you pull it off and sling it on her back like a slug. - H-Town Crew, Missouri

Slip N' Slide - 1) When a girl stands over a guy while he is lying down, pisses on his face and neck, and as it dribbles down she slides down his chest onto his cock. Thereby creating a slip n' slide. - Rob
2) Leaving a jerked load on the shower floor. - 1114 SoFo

Slob' on Knob' - This mainly refers to when a female performs oral sex upon a man's penis, therefore, leaving a sufficient amount of saliva upon the penis. - Benjamin G, Jordan I, & Matt G, Pennsylvania

Sloppy D (a.k.a. "Aftermath") - When you just pull up your pants after rubbing one off and you get a miniature explosion inside you're jeans. - Marcus M, New Jersey

Sloppydong - A dong so sloppy, scum from the foreskin must be removed hourly. - Darren & Grant, New Jersey

Slore - A male or female who has hooked up with more people drunk than sober ("hooking up" defined as a sexual act with minimum being oral sex). - Brandon, U of Iowa

Slore Ratio - Number of people that you have hooked up while intoxicated divided by the total number of people you have hooked up with (sober and drunk included). Greater than 50% would qualify a person as a slore. The higher the percentage the more of a slore you are. - Brandon, U of Iowa

Slump-Buster - A "Slump-Buster" is when, after a very long period of time without getting any ass, you go out and find the fattest, ugliest, and easiest bitch possible just to unload on and use as a Cum Dumpster. - Matthew R, New York

Smashing Blumpkin (see also "Smashing Pumpkin") - This act occurs while a male is taking a fat deuce on the shitter and receiving head from a female. All of a sudden, the female takes her mouth off of the cock and decks the male in the ballsack. - Craig, New Jersey

Smashing Pumpkin (see also "Smashing Blumpkin") - When having sex, just before a woman cums in the missionary position, pull out and punch her directly in her clit. - Mike R, North Carolina

Smokey the Bear - 1) When two fire crotches mess around and neither has shaved their shit. - A-dub
2) (see also "Forest Fire") After setting the "Forest Fire", put the fire out by shooting your cum on her.

Smokin' Gobbler - The chick is blowing you, when you're about to cum, she takes a drag off a cigarette and blows a smoke ring around your cock. Then blow your load on her chin, letting the jizz hang off her chin giving the appearance of a turkey beard. - Daniel W, New York

Smoking Pole - Oral sex on a male... no flame required.

Smooth Taylor - The act of taking a dump on someone's porch. - Matthew B. Whitener, South Carolina

S'more - 1) Threesome containing a black person, a white person, and a Hispanic person (or any other "graham cracker" colored individual). - CG, Pennsylvania
2) When you are simply banging a girl in the ass and you bust a fat nut leavin' her all sticky. - Yeddi, New York
3) When the guy takes a long shit and places the turd in the lady's asscrack. The guy then proceeds to blows his nut all over the turd, creating the cracker (ass cheeks), marshmallow (man cream), and the chocolate (the poo).

Smulching - The act of digging up a dead woman in a graveyard, then proceeding to drop a cinder block on the stomach, then eating all debris escaping the vaginal region.

Smurfing - While you're messing around with a chick and you grab her head, shove her face in your balls and proceed to rub her face all over your raisin bag. - Alex, Louisiana

Snacktray - While having sex in the would be typical doggystyle approach, the defendant proceeds to insert multiple fingers into the said anus of the recipient. Once four fingers are well addressed with dung mud, you proceed to insert two middle fingers in the mouth and two index in each nostril of the willing participant. The response is similar to that of an 80 year old woman who was just handed a "House of Anal" flyer on the Vegas strip. Note: Do not attempt this on your wife, girlfriend, etc. You must find a random target for this to go off in your favor. - Snacktray, UOPhoenix Arizona

Snafu (aka "Coach Dale") - When a guy gets into the three point stance and a girl cups her hand around his balls and starts vigorously moving her hand from left to right. Then, after a thorough shake of the dice, she starts jamming her thumb up his ass while still juggling the nut sack. - Vody, Wisconsin

Snake-In-a-Bag - Before a girl gives you a blow job, make her put a brown paper bag over her head, cut only a mouth-hole and make her suck your dick through it. - Mike N

Snake Skin (aka "Lost Goat") - The act of staying inside her after sex until you go limp, then pulling out leaving behind your condom and its contents. - Wadtron

SNE (see also "T.H.O.") - Pronounced as a word, like "ski". Standing for "spontaneous nipple erection". - Ryan, Michigan

Sneak Attack - The act of coming up on her (and fucking her) from the rear.
2) When you beat off through your pants. - Chris, Washington
3) (see also "Houdini", "Phantom", "Spit Trick", "Philly Phake Out", "Deak") - Do a girl from the rear, tell her you're going to cum, then spit on her back to fool her and when she turns around nail her in the face. - Ninja Crack Dealer

Sneaky Pete - While going at it full-force, pullout just enough to sneak back into the poopshoot without skipping a beat. Most easily accomplished while having sex doggystyle. "Use caution: Without good aim, you could injure 'Pete'." - B. Rich, Kentucky

Sneezer - After a few bean burritos and a blow job have your girl lay down and tell her to close her eyes and wait for a big surprise, once she does, crouch over her face with your asshole over her nose and let one rip. - Carpas XIII

Sneezing Elephant - The act of blowing your load without your pole being completely erect. The name comes from the obvious similarity of the limp dick and an elephant's trunk, the cum thus representing snot. - Jakkson

Sniff Test - The act of after a date where you have reached second base for the first time, you go home and smell your fingers before deciding on whether or not to call her back. - Travis, Ohio

Snot Dessert - Blow a decent amount of snot onto the taint of your partner, let dry, and come back later for "dessert". - Nick, Sara, & Ben, West Virginia

Snot Rocket - When your girl is giving you head, right before you bust, shove your dick down her throat and watch it come out of her nose. - Robert S, North Carolina

Snowball - After ejaculating in your partner's mouth, you make out and swap joy juice.

Snowjob (aka "Polar Bear", "Chilly Willy") - Blowjob involving ice cubes. - Wadtron

Snowmobile - When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face. - Wadtron

Snowplow - 1) When you're doing a girl doggystyle, you sweep out her arms and push her around. - Walnut, North Dakota
2) Shit in a chick's pussy and then nail her to pack it in.

Snuff Film - A movie in which someone is killed for sexual gratification of the viewer. Very very rare. Almost always (99.9%) fake for obvious reasons, and extremely illegal in most states. Films such as "Faces of Death" and "Shocking Asia" are not considered "Snuff Films" because they lack the sexual aspect of the violence. - Travis, Ohio

Soft Serve - A chick on her knees jerks you off from behind and then you shit into her mouth. At the same time. - adt

Soft Taco - A term used to describe when a girl's vaginal crack is filled with shit, because her last dump was messy and she didn't clean herself properly. WARNING: Under no circumstance should you go down on a girl who is sporting a "Soft Taco". - Snippy, New York

Soggy Cracker (see also "Wet Biscuit", "Butter the Toast", "Drown the Clown") - Circle Jerk onto a Saltine, the last to cum has to eat the cracker. - Brad, Florida

Soggy Sao - A group of six or more private school boys sit around a Sao and toss. The last one to blow his load has to eat it. Anyone who misses the Sao or takes longer than the time it takes to say "soggy, soggy my soggy sao" after everyone else has finished, gets assfucked by the rest of circle. Pictures of the loser are often taken while he is eating and circulated to the state schools telling us to bash him. A time honored tradition. - Jack B, Australia

Solpohbed - The act of agreeing to marry your girlfriend when she proposes to you; while she fucks you in the ass with a strap on! - Dirty S.O.B

Somalian Dumptruck - When you balance yourself, standing on a girl's titties and squat down dropping your balls into the girl's mouth. - Rj Hughes

S.O.M.F. - (Said as a word) An acronym for "Sit On My Face". - The Crew, Howell NJ

Sonic the Hedgehog - When two pairs compete to see who can eat out their partner the longest / fastest. - Greg, Pennsylvania

Southern Trespass - It's when you're fucking a girl and you switch holes without telling her. - Jordan N, Canada

Space Docking - When you freeze a shit log and use it like a dildo. - Gorillawhore

Spam and Eggs - Finger your girl during her period and collect the excess drips in a jar. Cut Spam into 1" cubes. Pour pussy drips into pan. Fry for 4 minutes on high. Enjoy! - Mr. Blue, Minnesota

Sparkler - Get a double amputee with both legs clipped at the hip joints. Start fucking her either on a table top or standing and get her good and lubed. Now change positions so that you're on your back with her on top and give her two lighted sparklers. Spin her like the girl in the Chinese basket trick and enjoy. You have to keep her upright or risk breaking your crank and / or setting the rug on fire. Safety glasses recommended. - Eric D, Arizona

Special Olympics - A Contest between friends wherein the object is to collect as many medals as possible by fucking retards in their various orifices. Bronze for the snapper, silver for the yapper, and gold for the crapper. Rules may vary but in the end, everybody wins. - Kevin S, Virginia

Special Sauce - When your lover or enemy is not looking, put a glob of your "down there" lubricant into there meal (or in our case the school food) and mix it up. Watch as they gobble it up and it can be your dirty little secret. - The North Tonawanda High School Lunch Ladies.

Speedbagging - When a girl licks your balls by hitting them repeatedly with her tongue, much like hitting a speedbag. - The Crew, Howell NJ

Sperm Bank - When you pull out of a girl (or guy) and her ass comes out and all excess cum drips out. Then you know that girl (or guy) has a sperm bank.

Sperm Wail (see also "Spewphemism") - A verbal outburst during the Male Orgasm.

Sperminator - Fuck a girl from behind and blow your load all over her back. In your best Austrian body builder / B-movie actor voice, say, "I cum on your back." (instead of "I'll be back.") - Shawn, Oklahoma

Spewphemism (see also "Sperm Wail") - A verbal outburst during the Male Orgasm.

Spicy Stanley - When a girl takes hot sauce and pours it on your cock. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob, making sure all of the hot sauce is gone. - Wadtron

Spidey Web - Doing a girl doggystyle... pull out, jizz in your hand, and then slap her in the face with your "Spidey Web." - JJD, Colorado

Spin Cycle - When you are fucking a chick with no legs, and you tell her to grab onto the ceiling fan. You can even change the speed and direction. - Dustin, Florida

Spinner - A chick so petite that you can spin her on the end of you dick. - Corey S, Michigan

Spit Roasting (see also "Pork Roast") - It is when a girl is done at both ends, so it looks like she is on a spit... - Kay, United Kingdom

Spit Trick (see also "Houdini", "Phantom", "Sneak Attack", "Philly Phake Out", "Deak") - As you are fucking a girl doggystyle, you pull out, saying you are about to cum, and you spit on her back. When she turns around thinking you jizzed on her back, you blow it in her face. - Flint

Splacking - The sound of your ballsack smacking off the backside of the girl you're banging which yields the sound, "SPLACK, SPLACK, SPLACK!". - Phil, Pennsylvania

Split Pissonality (see also "Double Dragon", "PEUM") - Post sex urination where you get a double stream out of one peehole.

Spocker (see also "Shocker", "Star Fleet Commander") - Two in the pink and two in the stink

SpongeBob - A girl who cleans your privates with her mouth after giving up her "Patrick". - Bruce L

Spooge Tray - One of those now very popular tattoos chicks have done on their lower back.

Spring Cleaning - When, after a few days of no masturbation, you ejaculate in your sleep. - The Dude, Wisconsin

Squeegee - When you're fucking a girl in the ass, when you're about to cum, you stick a pin in one of her ass cheeks, thus making her clench up and cleaning all the shit off your cock as you pull out at the same time.
2) After ramming a girl in the ass, before you pull out, you slap her ass so hard that all the shit on your dick comes off. a la the "Squeegee" effect. - John, Kentucky

Squick - Drill a hole in a girl and fuck the crevasse. Bloody fun, as the English say. - McShaner, Philly

Squid Ring Surprise - Shoot your load into a cup of boiling water which turns it into an elastic band type substance, then mix with a fresh load of sperm and seafood sauce. Give it to a friend or total stranger. - Baztheman, England

Squidward - The face a girl makes after giving you a "Sp*ngeBob" after giving up her "Patrick". - Bruce L

Squirrel (aka "Chipmunk") - When a chick has two penises in her mouth and she resembles a squirrel. - Jacob Reed, North Carolina
2) When a girl has a furry lower back, it kind of looks like a squirrel ran down the back of her underwear and its tail is sticking out. - Mitch C, your college roomate.

Squirrel on a Trampoline - Grab your sac with your fingers and stretch it out, making it tight like a trampoline. Start moving the "trampoline" up and down. Notice your hog bouncing up and down and all over the place...like a "Squirrel on a Trampoline". - Fuentes & Chach G

SS Minnow (aka "Captain Bob", "Skipper") - The act of rubbing your fingers on the musky clam of a skank hootchie mamma then sneaking a whiff at random intervals until you've had the opportunity to wash your hands. (Unless you never wash your hands, hoping to relive the moment as long as the smell lingers.) - M, Iowa

St. Louis Style Eggs - (we don't understand this one at all, but we were reassured it is an actual term... take it up with Pete) When you fry two eggs, eat them, get in the back row of a public bus, and masturbate until the driver kicks you off. - Pete, Saint Louis U.

Stabbing your Lap - Dress up like Jack the Ripper and jerk off in long thrusting strokes while screaming. - Jason B, Pennsylvania

Stalactites - (aka "Jolwak") - When you stand on a chair and shoot your load repeatedly into an open freezer. See how much you can get to stick to the top and freeze there, giving the image of stalactites in a cavern. - Cuban B, New Jersey

Star Fleet Commander (see also "Spocker") - Making a vulcan sign with your hand and inserting each set of fingers in the pink and in the stink. - Ben H, Australia

Starfish Trooper - A man who likes to play solider in another man's ass. It takes a special kind of solider for that kind of invasion. - Gary, Chattanooga

Stealin' me Lucky Charms - The act of swallowing cum. - FSA-MARC-V-33

Stephano (aka ³Arbuckle²) - Enter any chat room, describe yourself as a muscular, macho, handsome, rich playboy named ³Stephano.² Then start telling dead baby, child-molester, or felching jokes until the room is empty. No one, I repeat, no one clears a chat room like Stephano. From a G*rfield comic strip in which John was Stephano. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Stimp - The state of the penis being halfway up; half limp / half stiff. - Brent, Atlanta

Stinger - When a girl is giving a guy head... mainly someone you don't like too much. Sneak up behind the girl and pop a balloon right behind her head. She will freak out and hopefully if all goes to plan, bite down, thus creating a "Stinger". - Hootersman

Stinkpit - The space connecting the sack and shaft that is not covered by the condom, after sex, remains moist with sex juice and once wiped taints your fingers for hours. - Trock

Stinky Coyote - When you're going down on a chick and find a "basted wick" from who knows when. - Kevin, Terri, Mike & Rod - Eagle River

Stinky Pinkie - When doing a girl from behind, you stick your pinkie in her "Balloon Knot" and then stick it up her nose.

Stirring Lunch - Another colorful euphemism for the act of anal sex (butt fucking for the masses...) - BeerVampire

Stirring the Paint (aka "Pumpin' Up the Jam") - Having sex with a girl while she is on her period. - Mitch, South Carolina

Stock Exchange - Two guys double team a girl and switch places in the middle of doing it.

Stocking Stuffer - Do a girl in the ass and at any point (for greatest effect, during ejaculation) stuff your nuts in there too; a holiday version of a ³Dog in a Bathtub². - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Stove Piping - Taking it in the Tush.

Stranger - The act of sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, then you jerk off with it. - Wadtron
2) Sit on your dick until it goes numb then jerk it off, feels just like wankin' someone else off. - mking

Strawberry Milkshake (aka "Bizmark", "Clownface", "Jelly Donut", "Strawberry Shortcake") - When a guy blows his load on a girl's face. Then swiftly punches her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving the appearance of a "Strawberry Milkshake". - Chris A, Tennessee

Strawberry Shortcake (aka "Bizmark", "Clownface", "Jelly Donut", "Strawberry Milkshake") - When a guy blows his load on a girl's face. Then swiftly punches her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving the appearance of a "Strawberry Shortcake". - Chris A, Tennessee

Steamer (see also "California Hot Plate", "Cleveland Steamer", "Glass Boat", "Freckled Steamer") - When you put plastic wrap over someone's face and shit on it. - TJ

Sticky Wilson - (Use this on a girl you want to break-up with.) Start doing the girl doggystyle and then blow your load in your hand. Have her turn around and then smack her in the face with your sticky hand and scream, "Get out of here, bitch." - Anon

Strobe-Lite-Hoe (see also "Black-Lite-Hoe") - That girl you meet at the club who looks good inside (in the strobe light) but outside on the patio, in the normal light, you realize how ugly she is. - Justin, Caliphornia

Stuffucking - The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly. - Wadtron

Stuka (aka ³Killer Angel²) - Same as the ³Demolition Man², except when bombing you must be swinging from a chandelier or a ceiling fan. A good option when the ladies have passed out and are laying down on the bed. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Stumpfucking - If you are an amputee, you use your stump to bang a chick. - Steve L, New Jersey

Stumpjumping - When you spot a good-looking sheep, put on a pair of over-the-knee rubber boots and approach the object of your affection from behind. Lift the sheep's back legs and place them into the tops of your boots. Pound away to your heart's content, as the sexy lil' thang has no way to run. - Dagoboy, New Joisy

Stumpin' - (CAUTION, this move requires imagination and balance). As you hover over a quadruple amputee, carefully insert what's left of her arms up your ass while using her gnarled thighs to whack off. This should produce a stream of spunk which should land where a normal persons feet would be. You've now been "Stumpin'". - Nathan K, Canada

Stumpy Surprise - Fill a girl with liquour until she gets sick. When she is on her knees honkin' in the toilet, take this as an invitation for some doggystyle action. Dry heaves have never felt so good. - Stumpy Thomas, Canada

Stunner - Like the "Shocker" only don't bend back your ring finger and put all three in the pink...

Subtle Sack Attack - Where you expose only your "sack" through your zipper and cover it with your shirt. You then call a girl near and ask her to tell you about the skin condition on your stomach. While pulling your shirt up, your sack is exposed and grossing the female out.

Suicide Bomber (see also "Traveling Salesman") - Go home with a "Slore" on what you know is a one night stand. Fuck her good a couple of times, go to sleep and when you wake up fuck her again. Soon, she will fall asleep again. When this happens take a shit in her bed and get up real quiet like so that she can't tell. Get the hell out. When she gets up and notices that you are gone she will think, "Where did he go?? oh well he was a good lay." She will return home after a hard day at work and climb into her bed to find your friendly gift with her toes. - Wadtron

Suicide Mission - Fuck a chick wearing a condom. After you climax put the condom somewhere safe. Wait until she falls asleep, wherein you blow the condom up like a balloon. You then scream, "Suicide!" and as she sits up, you pop the condom in her face, thus the "Suicide Bomber". Useful on girls who don't go down. - Matt, AZ

Sunny B*no - When a girl is "skipolng" you and your friend, someone yells "Look!" and when she turns away get a large tree branch. When she turns back around, clock her in the face with it.

Sunny Side Up - While having sex doggystyle, preferably on an empty stomach, pull out and ejaculate in the curve of her back. Then, induce vomiting over your semen. For "scrambled eggs", stir with penis. - Daren M, Nevada

Super Red Face - When two guys are together, and one dick-slaps the other until both faces turn red. - Jill, Julie, and Evan, Massachusetts

Superman - You're fucking a girl from behind and you "Donkey Punch" her knocking her out and cum on her back. Then in the morning when she wakes up, the sheets will be stuck to her back giving her the appearance of "Superman". - Superman, 2006
2) While a midget is sucking your dick, lift up her legs so it looks as if she is flying. - JCB, Massachusetts
3 ) When you're blasting a cave into your woman's ass, right before you blow your shit, stand up and she will look like she is flying like "Superman". - Dan, New York

Surprise Guest - 1) When having sex with a girl in a dark room, have your friend sneak up and jam his hard on into her moaning mouth. - Chris, Washington
2) While having sex with some girl and her parents walk in. - Chris, Washington

Surprise Party - As your buddy is screwing his woman, Hide in the closet getting yourself ready to go. Then as she is about to climax, run out of the closet, start yelling "SURPRISE PARTY" over and over again, and jizz all over her face. Particularly useful for roommates, and on girls you hate. - George G, Los Angeles CA

Suspension Bridge - While hanging horizontally between the head and foot of the bed, the act of having sex with the only part of your body touching the chick being your member. - Todd, West Virginia

Swamp Thing - After a three hour aerobic workout, dip you balls in horse manure and dangle them above your wife's face while she is sleeping. - Col. Von Noodle, Brooklyn

Swashbuckler (aka "Flying Gamahooch") - Starting off with doggystyle-anal sex (a tied up broad and a pirate costume including eyepatch is suggested to complete the effect) slowly remove your penis from the broad's ass and grab the biggest ladder you can see. Make sure the broad's ass is facing you and sticking very high in the air. Mount the ladder as quickly as you can so as not to lose your erection and leap to the chandelier, swing downward (whilst screaming "arrrh she matey") and pray to god in heaven you do not break your penis. - Mike M & Luke F, Philadelphia

Sweet Relief - While your girlfriend is giving you head, you STOP punching her in the face. - 1114 SoFo

Swimming with Whales - The act of fucking incredibly large women.

Swoosh - After you take a shit in the toilet and don't flush, you proceed to go at it doggystyle. Then when you orgasm, put her head in the toilet and flush. - Kramer

Sword Fight - When a bitch is sucking your cock and a friend sticks his dick in her mouth too.

Sword in the Stone - Before boffing a girl doggystyle, put crazy glue on your hammer. When it's dry, scream out "Excalibur" and have all your friends run into the room and try to pull it out. Whoever does it first, gets to bang her next. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Syracuse Orangeman - Before you go down on a girl, eat an entire bag of cheese puffs. After you chow down on that muff for a while it'll take on that orange color, and look like the furry mascot for the Orangemen. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

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