Glossary of Perversion U

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U-571 (aka "Depth Charge") - When a person in an outdoor toilet climbs as high as possible on the walls and unloads, hopefully, into the urinal below... If chili or beer was involved and the toilet is splattered , you scream "You sank my battleship!" - Mike B, New York

Uncertain Teen - When you're hooking up with a girl and you start to finger blast her, right when you're about to make the move to fuck her, she makes you get up and wash your hands; not giving you a chance to sniff your fingers for verification. She makes you wash your hands like a 14 year old girl would who is unsure of her cleanliness. - Andrew, New Jersey

Under Dog - After a hard session at the gym, your armpit muscle begins to twitch; thus giving you the ability to jerk a guy off with your armpit muscle.

Under Drinker - You have plenty of girls come to a party, get them all liquored up, but you manage to spill all your own drinks. Then, wait for the girls to get drunk, take advantage of them, and then you can still remember the night! - Kyle & Chris, Indiana

Undertaker - 1) Persuade your girl to lie in a bathtub full of ice water (this is the difficult part). Once she is nice and cold and clammy. Lift her out (make sure to tell her to pretend to be completely limp and flaccid). Lay her on the kitchen floor and proceed to fuck her motionless body. Once finished, fill her full of embalming fluid and bury her six feet deep in the back yard. - T-Bone, Ohio
2) For this one you need a shovel and an open grave or a big hole located somewhere close. After you get what you want, pull out, cum on the girl's face, drag the bitch by the feet and then bury her alive. - Kenny & Matt, Scituate
3) Jump out of the Empire State Building while fucking. Continue to fuck on the way down. You're going for your last ride. - Jozzy, Philadelphia

Unexpected Chinese Firedrill - As you are doing a routine Chinese Firedrill (when the car stops everyone gets out and runs around the car and gets back in) you clothesline the kid in the car that you hate and as they're knocked out, drive away without them. - Big Johns, Assumption College

Uni-Brow - The hair in-between your balls and your ass that connects your ass hair and your pubes.

Uphill Gardener (aka "Shit Stabber", "Anal Invader") - One who enjoys poking around in the chocolate starfish. - Mitch, South Carolina

Upper Decking - The act of removing the lid off a toilet and taking a deep shit in the tank. Every time the toilet is flushed after that, brown, shitty water comes out leaving the owner wondering "what the fuck is wrong with my plumbing?" The trick is to wipe and throw the toilet paper in the bowl forcing them to flush. Perfect for parties and bars. - Dan, Nebraska

Up on Blocks - When a women is on her period. The term comes from a car under service. It is undriveable because it is "up on blocks"

Using the Resources - When your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex any particular night, you roll off the side of bed, whip out your cock, and place it directly between the mattresses. Then commence in vigorously humping the bed mattress at a rapid speed. When your girlfriend wakes up and asks you what you are doing, say "I'm just 'using the resources'". - Chris and Jon, New Jersey

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