Glossary of Perversion V

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Vacuum - Get into the "Wheelbarrow" position and walk around the room, banging away, while commenting on the state of the floor, saying things such as "look at the bits you missed". - Brad J, Australia
2) Get your girl to lie face down, on her stomach with her arms behind her back. While banging her, rock back so that you can stand up, and hold one arm with each hand. Still inside her, run around the room using her bottom lip to pick up debris off the carpet. - Bigdog, Illinois

Vaganus - When a cosmetic surgeon combines the inner vaginal walls with the anus so doin' it in the butt doesn't feels like screwing a doughnut. - Caylen G, Oregon.

Vaginal Baptism - When you are banging the hell out of that girl that says she will not have sex until she is married, make her recite the ten commandments until you believe them yourself.

Vaginal Blood Boogers - The remains that are left on one's cock after nailing a girl who is on the rag. - D, New York

Vaginal Seizure - This is when you have finished making love to a woman, busted inside, and she uses her vaginal reflexes to push out your love gravy. - Brandito, Missouri

Valsalva - The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward.

Vampire - Go down on a girl during her period and afterward take a picture of your bloody mouth. - JCB, Massachusetts

Vapor Lock - When a female has all three airholes (starhole, cunt, and mouth) plugged at once.... which in turn would seal her up. - Jerry & Jason B, Ohio

Vapor Lock, The Ultimate - Having all seven orifices of a girl's face stuffed with seven different cocks (eyes, ears, nose, and mouth) - Scott, WVU

Veal Cutlet (see also "Screaming Seagull", "Chicken Cutlet") - When a man is having sex with a girl on the beach or a sandbox, then pulls out, using the juices on his schlong to roll it around in the sand to collect the breading and then continue having sex (hence the penis is the breaded "Veal Cutlet") - Brian, Florida

Vegetarian Hot Lunch - Line a girl's mouth with plastic and shit in it. She then has to chew on the plastic without breaking it. - Team Awesome

Vein Train to A-Town - Throw your veiny cock into a chick's ass. - Mark F, New York

Velch - A long noodley dick.

Velching (aka "Felching", "Yerming") - The act of sucking semen from your partner's butt. - Jeff, Nebraska

Velma - When a girl is giving you a blowjob, right at the moment of eruption, pull out without warning and spray your wad into her eyes. She will then be totally disoriented like Velma on Sc**by Doo when her glasses get knocked off. - Scott, Virginia

Venetian Blinds - Your partner lays back in a chair, tips their head back, and you proceed to put your balls in their eye sockets while getting oral.

Verdict - (for the ladies) When a girl "whacks" her partner in the face or head with her labia.

Viet Cong - Quick, sudden flash of your package to another person. - 1114 SoFo

Vince C*rter - (aka "Dirty Vincelli) You hook up with one of your best friend's ex-girlfriends. When you get the chance, you jam as much of your arm up her love hole as you possibly can, giving you the appearance of Vince C*rter of the Toronto R*ptors when he dunked the ball and put his whole arm in the hoop and hung there in the NBA dunk contest. - NECRO, Freeport L.I.

Vince L*mbardi Trio - The act of getting head while driving around a football field on a sit-on lawnmower, hitting the brakes so she flies over the steering wheel, landing in the end zone,and then getting out to scream 'WHO'S THE BOSS NOW?!' While having two of your friends run over, in Football attire, one kicks her in the face,while the other throws a football at her. - Derek R, Nevada

Viper (aka "Spocker") - Similar to the "Alien" or "Shocker", except you do the Vulcan salute and have two in the pink and two in the stink. Your hand and arm resemble a snake's forked tongue. - Brett H, California

Volcano - Blow your load on someone's ass crack. Then wait for them to fart and cause the cum to spurt out.

Volleyball Spike - This is a combination of the "Bloody Wheelbarrow", and the "Donkey Punch". While doing it doggystyle, sweep her arms from underneath her while simultaneously "Donkey Punching" her in the back of head, driving her face into the ground, breaking her nose, and yelling "Game, set, match, bitch!" - Hoz, Wisconsin

Voyeur - A person who derives sexual gratification from observing the naked bodies or sexual acts of others, especially from a secret vantage point.

Voyeurism - The act of deriving sexual gratification from observing the naked bodies or sexual acts of others, especially from a secret vantage point.

Vulcan (see also "Spocker") - 1) Two fingers in each hole (all 4 from the same hand), while repeating the line "Live long and prosper, THE VULCAN LIVES" - A-dub
2) It is a simple two in the pink, TWO in the stink maneuver that resembles the hand greeting offered by Spock. Could also be called "Spock Shock", "Spock", "Vulcan Victimizer", "Nimoy", "In Search Of...". - Rhonaa, Colorado

Vulcan Shocker - Somewhat like the original "Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink) except for your hand utilizes all fingers (except the thumb) in the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" sign. Therefore changing it to "two in the pink, two in the stink."

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