Glossary of Perversion W

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Waffles with Ice Cream - Hit a chick from behind with her face pressed up against a chain link fence. Before you climax, turn her around and spill it all over her face, still with the marks from the fence, hence, "Waffles with Ice Cream". This can also be done by pressing her back or rear against the fence. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn

Walking the Plank (see also , "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Herman M*lville", "Getting Ahabed", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Drake", "Land Lubber") - After a successful boarding, you are forced off the bed and onto the floor by either the girl herself or her boyfriend. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Wallnutting - When watching something erotic, the man masturbates with one hand, whilst reaching behind with the other and sticking his thumb up his ass repeatedly. - Peter W (The Pip King of 808 State), Queensland Australia

Walrus (aka "White Dragon") - When you come in a girl's mouth, then cover it with your hand and punch her in the tummy. The jizz'll squirt out her nose and give her the appearance of having tusks. - N.B.

Walt D*sney (aka "Ted W*lliams") - Freeze your crank until it is frozen. Then do a chick with your frozen shaft. It will feel like she is having sex with Walt D*sney. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Waste Management (aka "Ball State Teaser") - After a night of partying off campus, come back to a girl's room who you hooked up with. She'll start fondling your cock but stop and start, working you into a frenzy of blue balls. Just tell her to sit back, watch, and learn. You proceed to masturbate in front of her, and after shooting it on your stomach tell that hoe to lick it up so you don't have to waste facial tissue or paper towels. It's strictly used to cut down on trash which helps the environment... hence the name. - Gary T

Wavey "H" (aka "Wobbly 'H'") - A double-team maneuver where both guys stand while the girl is in the middle; one guy gives it to the girl doggystyle while she gives the other guy a blow job; step back and look, the guys have made the sides of the "H" and the girl has made the bar; add sexual movements to make the "H" nice and Wavey. - "students" of J.K. Mullen High School

Wax Job - The act of an Asian woman fellating a man until he has an erection that's harder than Chinese Arithmetic. She then gives him a massive karate chop in the middle of his dick, blowing the wax out of his ears. - Jim, Virginia

Wayne Gr*tzky - This is when you are banging a chick in your bedroom and have one of your friends hiding in the closet dressed in a hockey uniform. As you are about to bust your nut, your friend busts out the closet and smashes the girl in the head with a hockey stick.

Web-Job (aka "Laskerbation") - The act of using the webbing between your fingers to masturbate. - The Students of Maryvale High

Wedding Cake (aka "Colonel S*nders") - While you're doing it doggystyle, you pull out, come in your hand, and rub it all over her mouth.

Weeble Wobble - After seducing a girl at the gym you ask her to hump in the locker room. Get her naked, all except for her tennis shoes. While tagging her with her feet behind her head, tie her shoelaces together. Then proceed to spooge in her face, tip her over, and vacate the premises. - Kyle, Ohio

Welfare Surprise - You do a girl doggystyle in a room with absolutely no lights. You make an excuse to leave, and then send in a bum off the streets to finish her off. When he's done, you turn on the lights and show her the surprise. - Team Awesome

Wet Biscuit (see also "Ookie Kookie") - Four or more guys in a circle jerk and a biscuit is in the middle. The last man to jizz on the biscuit has to eat it. - Marvelli

Wet Dream - Nutting on your sleeping friend's face. - 1114 SoFo

Wet Jessy - Sneak into a girl's bedroom while she's sleeping and Jack Off on her.

Water Sports (see also "Golden Shower") - Any involvement of Urine in sex.

Werewolf - When two guys hold down a chick, and a third guy bends down in tea bag position spreading his cheeks across her face. He then rips ass. Her face will then resemble a "Werewolf". - Adam S, Nevada

Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use, hence the name "Western Grip". - Wadtron

Wheelbarrow - Man and woman are going at it doggystyle on the floor, then the man grabs the woman's legs and stands up, leaving the woman's arms on the ground, and starts running around the room, continuing to bang away...

Whiskey Dick - When you are so drunk you can't get a boner. - JJ & JB, Virginia

Whistling Dixie - After you bang a chick, snuggle and let her get comfortable. Right as she is about to fall asleep, scream "The South Will Rise Again!" and shove it in her starfish. - The Grundile Gang, DC

White Dragon (see also "Angry Dragon", "Flaming Dragon" ) - When a girl is givin' you head and right after you nut in her mouth you punch her in the stomach and she blows it out her noes. - Jonathan D, Texas

White-Mouthing - Like "Brown Nosing", but blow jobs are given to increase how much someone likes you or to increase marks in school. - Steve, Ontario

White Tips - The appearance of a bowel movement after having anal sex, and blowing your wad inside. - Mark M

Whoa Nelly - When doing it doggystyle, just before you nut, pull on her hair like reins and yell "WHOA NELLY". - Angry Pete, Illinois

Whoopie Cushion - Push down on a chick's stomach, after sex, causing a queef or pussy fart. Before attempting the "Whoopie Cushion", it is best to use the crab position during intercourse to assure a large amount of trapped air inside the vagina. - Crisco, MN

Wind, Rain, & Hot Lava - When a girl gives you head, a "Golden Shower", and then takes a dump on you.

Windmill - When a man swings his ball sac in either clockwise or counterclockwise motion, in order to gain speed and slap a woman in the face with it. - Chris H

Windshield Wiper - This is a work around for the "French Onion" if you don't have any utensils within reach; after feeding her your tube steak, face blast a girl and then use your meat bat to sweep the love chowder into her mouth. - Dirt, NYC

Windy Bell - When sticking your jack up the back door your partner seeps out an anal fart. - sQuick, United Kingdom

Winnie the P**h - When you are banging a broad doggystyle and you shove your fist up her ass... it proceeds to get stuck, just like Winnie the P**h in the cave. - Brad B, Florida

Winter Rules - The act of stroking your own dick before allowing a woman to make you cum. Often done because she doesn't know what the hell she is doing. This term is taken from the game of golf. If "Winter Rules" are in play, the golfers are allowed to tee their ball up anywhere on the course due to the often poor, cold, hard conditions of the course in the winter. - Travis, Ohio

Wisconsin Cheese Grater - Put dentures in a chick's ass, then fuck her in the ass. - Sal, Virginia

WJATP (We're Joined At The Penis) - This refers to when 2 guys are thinking the exact same thing at the same exact time, they are joined at the penis. - Aaron S & Patrick N, Pennsylvania

Wobbly "H" (aka "Wavey 'H'") - When two guys are standing up tagging a girl, one doggystyle, one receiving a blowjob. - Grant J, Cambridge

Wolf Cookie - When a girl sucks a guy's dick right after it's been in her ass. - Jim B, Ohio

Wolverine (aka "Freddy Kr*eger") - Take a nail cutter and cut your fingernails at a sharp angle. Then, with your hand facing upward, close your hand and fist a girl in her cunt as deep as you can. Once you feel like you are deep enough, suddenly open your hand and spread your fingers out inside her in one quick motion, cutting her up with your sharp nails. She should be screaming in pain now and well-lubed up from the bleeding. Finally, rotate your hand quickly so that your palm is facing downward inside her, cutting up the rest of her insides. Her cunt should now be very juicy and wet from all the bleeding. - RM, New York City

Woman - The life support system for a pussy.

Wombat - Taking a girl doggystyle, pull it out and smack it off right and left field, aka her ass. - Chad

Wooden Indian - Next time you're banging a gook, stuff an old dime store Wooden Indian up her cunt 'till she's dead. Then throw her in front of a truck. I call this the "Wooden Indian" I think you will too. Great around the holidays. In the event an officer of the law should catch you, just mutter incoherently about Pearl Harbor and Nazis. You're sure to get off. - Nathan K, Canada

Woody Woodpecker - While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

Wounded Indian - Getting a blow job and right before you are about to blow, shoot your load in the girl's hair. Gel it up like a Mohawk then dance around her making Indian sounds. - Grabli and Jip

Wrecking Ball - 1) While getting head in the shower, swing from the curtain rod, attempting to the knock the woman's head off with your hard cock and swingin' sack. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn
2) While in the "wheelbarrow position", grab your girl's arms and pull them behind her. As she is stuck in the air run around the room and hit her head into shit. - Aries Q, NY

Wristwatch - Cock wrapped over wrist. - 1114 SoFo

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