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X-L*x - You're doing a chick up the butt for the first time and you get stuck. The two of you hop to the medicine cabinet and you proceed to feed her laxatives. 10 minutes later, you're free. Don't forget to clean up the mess! - Mr. Blue, Minnesota
Xena - An ambiguously gay female. Is she gay? Is she straight? Is she bi? Often arises when she turns down a guy who does not accept rejection well.
Xylophone - When receiving oral from a girl while she is sitting Indian style, step on her pubes, or pussy lips, or both. When she winces in pain her teeth will be exposed (most likely all on them.) Smack your tallywhacker on each tooth and pretend you're making music for an old cartoon. Take your time and be sure to hit every note. - Jason B, Pennsylvania
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